Suggestion: "Brother you should put me in front of a firing squad. I have no words for how I failed you."

"He vampired billionairely across the room, his sweetly-softcore rapey vibes engulfed her small feminine self-inserty hair, she looked exactly like [you, the girl reading this], and he was very vampirey and mysterious..."

exploding in the kiln for attention

just ate 3000 calories of airport Panda Express ass crack of dawn rooster still tired. And you wanna ask me to move my feet out of the aisle. These are size 13 shoes. Im inbred. Im the serpent in the garden w nicotine poisoning. Youre on vacation w your kids Im dying in real life

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are you seeing this ♥♥♥♥ my liege

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Your pretty & you know it , clap your hands ! This is a toast to you, for the guy who has you, the losers who had u, & the luckybastards who are going to have you ! Send this to 15 pretty ladies,including me if u consider me on that list. You've been hit ! You've been considered 1 of the 15 prettiest girls on my friend...s list! Once you've been hit , you have to hit 15 pretty girls .If you get hit again, you know your really pretty ! However if u break the chain you'll be cursed with ugly for 10 years so hit up 15 pretty girls ♥ (;

Your pretty & you know it , clap your hands ! This is a toast to you, for the guy who has you, the losers who had u, & the luckybastards who are going to have you ! Send this to 15 pretty ladies,including me if u consider me on that list. You've been hit ! You've been considered 1 of the 15 prettiest girls on my friend...s list! Once you've been hit , you have to hit 15 pretty girls .If you get hit again, you know your really pretty ! However if u break the chain you'll be cursed with ugly for 10 years so hit up 15 pretty girls ♥ (;

When I masturbate my penis, I like to view pornographic material. Watching others perform sexual intercourse on each other, especially if they are attractive, really gets my libido in gear. Factor in that I work at Arby's three nights a week and have a wife and two kids to support, the price of free is exactly what I can afford. My wife will tell you the reason I got fired from the law firm and now prep $5 beef and cheddar's fifteen hours a week is because I spent all my time surfing the inter web for pornography. But pay her no mind; she's off her rocker and I'm getting off point.

cassies sister if your reading this i love you so much and i miss you i know you dont know me yet but maybe we met in a past life because i can feel the chi between us theres a certain energy please give me a chjance harry sister i love you and harry so much i just want to be a part of your family im sure you hvae good bbqs that i could be the guy there that eats the food sometimes harry sister you are the light of my life please dont let my light die

Squad question? If you were killed tomorrow, I wouldn't come to your funeral cause I'd be at your parents house cleaning up, making dinner, and doing everything I can to help them as they mourn. I'd be protecting Ollie from creeps, sweeping your socials, and making sure nobody thinks you died a virgin. Todos para la familia, everything for the family. Send this to everyone you care about including me. If I don't receive one back, I understand. See how many times you get this back. If you get 13+ then you a real one sendit 20 people Come on!! I'm waiting

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

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Prettiest grill I've met on twitter. Would have been great if you shaved your legs. :sans:

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!

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WE TRUE HOMIES WE RIDE TOGETHER WE DIE TOGETHER send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

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TRASH MAN

-seen-

-rep seened my snap. What a ♥♥♥♥

-rep hostile environment

@moss I'll fight you

-rep too many memes

+rep so far great csgo player, very kind and good sportsmanship (or women)

+rep Great csgo player, and a really Nice person :D