You don't know me, but I highly advise you read this thoroughly and in its entirety. You are to cease any and all communication with my mom, effective immediately. You are not to contact her for any reason whatsoever. You are not to answer her calls, texts, etc. Is that understood?

It is not in your best interest to ignore me. I have a very bad temper and you do not want to see it get away from me. You will send me some sort of confirmation that you are receiving my messages and that you will comply fully.

I have a Tor browser, plenty of disposable income, and all the free time in the world, kiddo. Do not test me, it is remarkably easy to make someone disappear. This is your last chance to respond before you end up in a red room.

Never let it be said that I am not fair. You had your chance, kiddo, but you've chosen to ignore all of my generous warnings, and you'll soon learn the lengths I'm willing to go for my mother.

Expect company.

+rep torkey

+rep The best Marvel Rivals player I know

I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

Mercy, your comments is actually the trenches 😭

I've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty since you've been ignoring all the emails we sent. All we need is your credit card number, name and those 3 goofy looking numbers on the back and we'll get everything right sorted for you. (we also found some weird sticky magazines in the back seat)