Recent reviews by S. HITMAN

you will get clotheslined by a horse

Could I convince you that me becoming an apologetic-communist-fascist-racist was all case related?

I've made like 15 different characters and beaten it on none of them.

the only reason needed to own a PC

Fun game. It has an extremely sharp learning curve to it, and you'll be really bad at the game until you learn to master it. Theres some RPG mechanics in there too, but they only really seem to affect the game in normal combat not during boss fights. During boss fights the game entirely requires you to know how to parry and block attacks, especially during the later bosses. The only part of this game I found unenjoyable was the bossfight with Sundowner. Took me countless attempts to beat him, after that though I mastered the game and was able to beat the other bosses with relatively few attempts.

Definetley a must play but, it takes too damn long to load.

Even if you don't like the fighting in this game theres so many fun little hilarious minigames to occupy the player and make this worth your money.

game will have some lag spikes in the open areas, but other than that it runs pretty good.

it really helps capture that zombie apocolypse vibe with its perma death mechanics. Better than the first game for sure.

this game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks

Yeah... it just doesn't really make you feel like master chief.