Chris was very self-conscious about being a virgin, and frequently brought up the subject unprompted, even in casual conversation with people he had only just met. However, after being advised by his parents that it wasn't a good idea to mention that he was a VIRGIN WITH RAGE, he stopped this practice,[1] one of the few times he has learned from his mistakes.

In April 2012, Chris finally lost his virginity to a prostitute known as Mia Hamm. It changed nothing about Chris's life whatsoever.

welcome to the kum zone

fckn poggers man

The sun is a hexagon the moon isn’t real gravity is a hoax flat earth foreverrr *dabs

I saw you refuse to donate 1$ at the casier today, I'll remember that.

玫瑰是红色的，紫罗兰是蓝色的，如果D.N.A测试证明你是我的妹妹，不适合和你一起睡觉