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feminists by snapping that women don't really have children to put them in
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-- Caroline Bird, "The Two Paycheck Marriage"
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No, I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink, I get drunk, I fall down.
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As usual, this being a 1.3.x release, I haven't even compiled this
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(Linus Torvalds, announcing kernel 1.3.3 on the linux-kernel mailing list.)
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Now, I'm in the costume almost as much as not, and people are starting to notice there's a guy in a cigarette costume walking around town, and they're asking questions. It's jeopardizing my job.
Yesterday I was at the mall, and my wife saw me in the costume for the first time. I was so ashamed; I turned around and ran as fast as I could yelling "TASTE LIKE NO OTHER" until I got outside. I don't think she recognized me; when she got home, she went straight to bed and hasn't mentioned it to me today.
Anyway, I need to stop but can't. What should I do?
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You say 我爱你(wo ai ni)for friends and girls you like, you say 给我你的鸡巴(gei wo ni de ji ba)for a more serious relationship and you say 我想你吃我的屎吧(wo xiang ni chi wo de shi)to the person you want to spend the rest of your life with. And they follow this rule
Repost this if you got an A+ in Noodles in SOup's Mandarin 101.
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*(...'•'.. ) *˛╬╬╬╬╬˛°.|田田 |門|╬╬╬╬╬*˚´¨*•.¸¸.•*´ ¨`*•.¸¸.•*
[ just another green trying to help you out :) ]