It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.

-rep
Traded with this user and my CS:GO skin was never returned as agreed. Communication stopped afterward and the item was kept. I have screenshots of the trade and chat for proof. Leaving this comment to warn others—trade carefully and don’t proceed without full verification.