what is A ROH

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ugh... she's so hot. i was lucky enough to meet her in person one time. she helped me when i was dealing with a bad coke addiction... me personally, i don't think it was an addiction that everyone had pointed it out to be. i only liked the smell of it, nothing too crazy. flora was big help to get me off this said addiction though. she was very kind to queef on a plate and allow me to scrape the dried condensation into a line and snort it. this ultimately cured my coke addiction. i am now 8 years sober, married with 3 kids and have a great paying job at my local mcdonalds. flora saved my life.

I’m only allowed to wear a collar and nothing else at home. The moment she comes home from work I must be sitting patiently at the door with my leash in my mouth. I will pant with my tongue out and wag my tail excitedly. If she asks me to roll over, I will roll over. I will have to beg for my favorite bone and even then she might not give it to me unless I’ve been an extra good boy. My master is a strict owner and knows I’ve been spoiled. She says I’m a bratty puppy that yearns for correction. But today I’m going to show her a brand new trick I taught myself and she will surely reward me for being a good boy!

This girl is as cracked as she jacked. I saw her at 7/11 the other day buying red bull and adult diapers. I asked her what the diapers were for and she said “it’s to stop me from shi tting on these kids”. Then she bunny hopped out.

tdawwg??