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floatyoats 26 Oct, 2025 @ 9:50am 
thanks doug
doug 25 Oct, 2025 @ 6:39pm 
you twerk like a god floatyoats. add me and we can talk business:steamthumbsup:
Radar 10 Oct, 2025 @ 6:48am 
😏🚶‍♂️💨 I just farted on your profile! :33 share to 10 different profiles to pass the stink around!!
gordon feetman 6 Aug, 2025 @ 3:46pm 
😏🚶‍♂️💨 I just farted on your profile! :33 share to 10 different profiles to pass the stink around!!
gordon feetman 19 Apr, 2025 @ 4:35am 
wow so we're just copying each other's works now mate
xX_PickleSteve666 17 Apr, 2025 @ 10:51pm 
hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play cs2 with me (Im a face it lvl 9, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you gold as little gift. you like dopplers? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL.
gordon feetman 17 Apr, 2025 @ 11:59am 
hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play cs2 with me (Im a face it lvl 9, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you gold as little gift. you like dopplers? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL.
xX_PickleSteve666 19 Jan, 2024 @ 2:36am 
hi j robert oppenheimer i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your wife
translationalmotion 3 Jan, 2024 @ 4:44am 
^3^ happy new years!!!!!!
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Fori 17 Mar, 2023 @ 1:06pm 
-rep i wish i had possession of your address. i found a big rock today that looks like it would be perfect to bash your head in with. i hate you. i hate you and so do the rocks. they speak to me. they hate you. me and the rocks and your brain. we hate you.
gordon feetman 7 Mar, 2023 @ 1:12pm 
Telephone calls up the wazoo!
floatyoats 22 Oct, 2022 @ 10:31am 
♥♥♥♥ off gordon get outta here
gordon feetman 22 Oct, 2022 @ 9:04am 
nya
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floatyoats 7 Aug, 2022 @ 10:24am 
shutup phoenxx get off my profile
Phoenxx 7 Aug, 2022 @ 9:52am 
you let this dude bang your girl damn man
floatyoats 7 Aug, 2022 @ 12:28am 
myb
gordon feetman 6 Aug, 2022 @ 9:23pm 
I caught this guy ♥♥♥♥ing my girlfriend last week. I’m still ♥♥♥♥♥♥ about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine.
Phoenxx 11 Jun, 2022 @ 10:37pm 
gordon you really posted that everywhere you dirty british boy
gordon feetman 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:06am 
Hey, sorry I heard your voice in all chat and I just thought it was so cute, I really wanted to tell you that! It's really rare to see girls playing dota and not being mad at dummy teammates at all. Don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you. Sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much. add me we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
floatyoats 13 May, 2022 @ 12:24pm 
yeah
Mitsumeru 13 May, 2022 @ 11:48am 
real?
floatyoats 13 May, 2022 @ 11:31am 
its a good game when you're not talking to children i been playing uno on there recently with some funny people
Mitsumeru 13 May, 2022 @ 10:05am 
-rep 2000 hours on rec room :skull:
floatyoats 12 May, 2022 @ 8:47pm 
what
albe 12 May, 2022 @ 8:25pm 
+rep it would be so awesome.
albe 12 May, 2022 @ 8:25pm 
-rep ♥♥♥♥ YOU FLOATY
CRAY 6 Apr, 2022 @ 8:04am 
♥♥♥♥
#1 Ishmael glazer 25 Mar, 2022 @ 5:10am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun
mattydawhat 18 Mar, 2022 @ 6:55pm 
+rep you like funny a hat in time game a hat in time is cool and funny
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
udon 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:45pm 
+rep coolest person i know :)

-udon
gordon feetman 1 Feb, 2022 @ 8:07am 
+rep bro a real racist out here not one of them fake racists 😤😤😤😤
floatyoats 18 Jan, 2022 @ 10:03am 
oh i see yeah it ends in like 8 days i think
floatyoats 18 Jan, 2022 @ 9:01am 
who are you?
glxxsb 11 Jan, 2022 @ 1:09pm 
ur extremely crigne
happySam 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:25am 
man, do you know the sozinovam? im lost him in discord and cant find him, may you know what with him. im just want to play with him in StarCraft 2. im worring about him
[E] Pick Up hostage_maduro🥚 28 Dec, 2021 @ 11:00am 
Added because we have 9 FRIENDS in common :)
gordon feetman 21 Dec, 2021 @ 5:25am 
-rep british
赏金出品 16 Dec, 2021 @ 12:23pm 
egg
Electrostats 5 Dec, 2021 @ 5:13pm 
Floaty extremely good at acc :o Signed by Electrostats :D Have a good day!
aPot 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm 
He doesn't actually float, kinda odd if you ask me
Aggelito-🎅😜 14 Aug, 2021 @ 12:39pm 
snorre
floatyoats 15 Jun, 2021 @ 7:54am 
he didn't deserve to get slapped like that man
luisito 17 Mar, 2021 @ 8:26pm 
valve
Hu Bau Ling 30 Jan, 2021 @ 1:14pm 
ok deel
floatyoats 29 Jan, 2021 @ 12:08pm 
i will bay u valva index if u bay me 10000$ computer ok
Hu Bau Ling 29 Jan, 2021 @ 11:45am 
do u bay me valva index?