Hello, yes, I'm a sad and lonely teenager who would like to order 5 big tiddie goth girls please, extra hair dye, extra eye liner, and extra THICC, hold the edge. I'd prefer a light spread of tender affection with 2 flops of Led Zeppelin fan T-shirts, 3 slit wrists, lightly scraped as so to not damage their arms, 2 pure black chokers, 5 anime wallpapers, a demonic necklace from Hot Topic, midnight blue nail polish, and black lipstick.

Please send the basic necessities I will need in order to keep them nurtured: All the albums and tracks of Black Sabbath, a wide selection of yaoi porn, a steady stream of neon colored hair dye, nothing but black clothing, ripped jeans, lavender perfume, the blood of the innocent, and a package of tampons.

Please send packaged with a Satanic calling card that threatens me to be sent to the 9th realm of Cthulhu's hellfire if I do not treat the assigned big tiddie goth girls with care and respect in order to further instill a sense of responsibility.

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NOOB

Do you remember that time you got a nice cold coke from a fridge but it just wasn't cold enough for you so you bought 100mls of nitrogen off amazon to submerge the coke in? You waited weeks for it to arrive, 100mls wasn't enough so you waited two more weeks on another 500mls of nitrogen. You wanted that refreshing cold coke so bad. after submerging it for a whole minute you put a Popsicle stick into it and peeled back the aluminum can. You inserted it directly into your brown starfish so the cold coke melted directly into your bloodstream.... good times you're an interesting dude.

THE OPENING (al-Fatihah) 1. In the name of Allah, the Gracious, the Merciful. 2. Praise be to Allah, Lord of the Worlds. 3. The Most Gracious, the Most Merciful. 4. Master of the Day of Judgment. 5. It is You we worship, and upon You we call for help. 6. Guide us to the straight path. 7. The path of those You have blessed, not of those against whom there is anger, nor of those who are misguided. 2. THE HEIFER (al-Baqarah) In the name of Allah, the Gracious, the Merciful 1. Alif, Lam, Meem. 2. This is the Book in which there is no doubt, a guide for the righteous. 3. Those who believe in the unseen, and perform the prayers, and give from what We have provided for them. 4. And those who believe in what was revealed to you, and in what was revealed before you, and are certain of the Hereafter. 5. These are upon guidance from their Lord. These are the successful.

BOO!!👻👺👻 Sorry did I scare you?🙃?🙃 it's Cocktober 🍆😈🌚 u kno what that means ♥♥♥♥-O-WEEN send this to 7 of ur sluttiest ghost👻 ♥♥♥♥♥es🙎 if u get 7 back ur a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ witch🔮 ♥♥♥♥♥ but if u get 10 back ur the spookiest ♥♥♥♥ on the block 🌚😈🔮💯 you've been visited by the thottie ghost‼🍑👹🍑‼ if u don't send this to 🔟 other thots💁🏽😩💋 you will get NO ♥♥♥♥ 🙅🏽✋🏽👋🏽 this Halloween 🎃😜😉 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉♥♥♥♥♥😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 ♥♥♥♥🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍

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👯hey Slutš! 👯💅 Now that we got our yearly 🎁 FÙCK 👊🏼from good ole Saint ♥♥♥♥🎅🏾 it’s FINALLY New Years Eve!!!🗓🍾👅 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ was a LONGG 🍆🍆 and HARD 😉✊🏻😫 year.... we laughed😂😆👌🏼 We cried 😢😖👎 We coughed 💦🤒🤧 we fuçked GOOD👍🏻 ♥♥♥♥🍆 and 😵😵BAD 😔 ♥♥♥♥, 😫 BUT 🍑 now let’s 👏👏Celebrate 🙌🎉 and watch that 💦🍆BIG 👅 BALL 😎👌🏼 Drop 👄👄 on us! 💃💃 So spread 👐🏽 those 👐🏽 legs 👐🏽 and count down ⬇️ from 🔟 until your man 💪🏾 pops 🎉 his CORK 🍾🍾 into that thirsty 👅thirsty 👅 hole! 🥰🥰 Send this to 2️⃣1️⃣ C0CK-BEGGING ✊🏻🍆 WH0RES to get BUTTFÜCKED 🍑😱 for the next 3️⃣6️⃣5️⃣ days 😍😍😍

In 1884, meridian time personnel met

in Washington to change Earth time.

First words said was that only 1 day

could be used on Earth to not change

the 1 day marshmallow. So they applied the 1

day and ignored the other 3 days.

The marshmallow time was wrong then and it

proved wrong today. This a major lie

has so much boring feed from it's wrong.

No man on Earth has no belly-button,

it proves every believer on Earth a liar.


Children will be blessed for

Kissing Of Educated Adults

Who Ignore 4 Simultaneous

Days Same Earth Rotation.

Practicing Boring ONEness -

UponEarth Of Quadrants.

Boring Adult Crime VS Youth.

Supports Lie Of Integration.

1 Educated Are Most Dumb.

Not 1 Human Except Dead 1.

Man Is Paired, 2 Half 4 Self.

1 of God Is Only 1/4 Of God.

Marshmallow A Lie & Word Is Lies.

Navel Connects 4 Corner 4s.

📣📣 now this one 👌👌 is for my 💯 HOE-letariat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😩🔥you have nothing 🚫🚫 to lose 📣 but your chains 💦💦 and your clothes 😩🙈 so let's share 👀 the means of reproduction 💦💯and lemme hammer 🙈🙈 your sickle 😩💦quit stalin' and send this 📣 to ten other 💦cummie commies™ 💦who need to be freed 🙈🙈 tonight 😩😩 get 0 back 🚫🚫 and it's straight 👀 into the 👀 gulag for you 📣📣 get 10 back 💯 and you're marx's 👀 little ♥♥♥ slut 💦😼 get 15 back and lenin 😏😩 will revolutionize 👌 your ♥♥♥♥♥ 😼🙈👀 get 20 back 😮 and you'll explode 💦🌊 like chernobyl 😩👌

gf is prego

we like to get kinky anyways

one night things get particularly saucy

i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights

wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period

i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering

ohshitohshitohshitohshit

i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital

she's still bleeding everywhere

by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent

oh ♥♥♥♥, she looks like she's in a vegetative state

storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything

he takes one look at ther and says

"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"

"WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ NOT???"

"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"

ACHOO‼️🤧🤧What was that⁉️⁉️😏😏Uh-oh 😯 looks like you just got 👀👀 corona virus 😤😜😜

Don’t you know Coronavirus 🦠 🦠 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💦 to the United Kingdom 🇬🇧⁉️🤢🤕🤒🤤 The world 🌍 HOE Organization 🙈👅 is calling HOE-VID19 🗓 a POTENTIAL PANTIE-DEMIC 👄👌👈

No more touching daddy 😩😩 🧓🏼 until you wash 🧽🧽your dirty 🐾nasty 🤢 little 🤞🏼fingers ✋🏻🤚🏻✋🏻🤚🏻for 6️⃣9️⃣ seconds with sHOEp 🧼 and water 💧 👅 otherwise it doesn’t count 🤡🤡🤡

Time to stop 🛑 spreading the germs 🤮🥴🤒and start spreading 😧your legs🤤🦶🏽🦵🏻because everyone 👩‍🦰👨‍🏫🦹🏾‍♂️🧜🏼‍♂️is TWERKING 😈😈from home 🏡

SEND THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ other coronavirus cucks 👉🏾👌🏻otherwise the coronavirus🙀🙀 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for you 🍆🍑🍆

🚨 🦠 HEY THOTZ 🦠 🚨 📢📢 😂 📢 GET READY FOR THE 😷 😷 PANDICKMIC!!! 🚨 all you badass ♥♥♥♥♥terium ♥♥♥♥♥ 🦠🦠🦠 💦 Cockrona virus 💦 😷 szn is here and you know what that means! 🦠 😂 🦠 Getting 😷 cumantined 🙌 with your boys, spraying your 💦 oral secretions 💦 on your hoes 🍑 getting choked so hard you 💥 🍑 EXPLODE. 💦 💥 🍆 💥 🍆 💥💦🦠 Travel advisory in full effect from 🈵vachina🇨🇳 ➡️ ☣️titaly🇮🇹🚫‼️ 😂‼️ 😂‼️ Hop off that plane ✈️ and hop 🔛 this ♥♥♥♥! 😂 🍆 😷 If you wanna get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆 down by 🍑 🙌 CUMVID-19 🙌 send this to 19 of your dirtiest ♥♥♥♥♥s. 👀 👀 Or else you’re gonna get 🍆BUTT ♥♥♥♥ED 🍆 by the CDC

-ACHOO!! What was that, sexy? 😏😏😩 Don’t you know Coronavirus is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to America? 🇺🇸🤕🤒🤤 THE WORLD HOE ORGANIZATION 🙈👅👅 is calling HOE-VID19 a POTENTIAL SLAMDEMIC👄👌🏻👈🏻 time to stop being a DIRTY ♥♥♥♥ 😚😂💦 and start TWERKING FROM HOME 😈😈😈 SEND THIS TO 10 other coronavirus ♥♥♥♥♥ otherwise you’ll get an IN-♥♥♥♥-TION🍆🍑🍆😤

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Here 💦♥♥♥♥💦 🎅Santa Claus,🎅 here 💦♥♥♥♥💦 🎅Santa Claus,🎅 right down 👩👸♥♥♥♥♥♥ girl lane!👩👸 ❌🚫STOP!❌🚫 Is your 👨👨daddy👨👨 not giving you enough 💦💦cummies?!💦 Hold up, ho! It's 💦💦cummy💦 ❄️SEASON!❄️💦❄️ Push✋✋ that 👨👨daddy👨👨 to the side and let a 👌NEW👌 father in 🏡YOUR CHIMNEY!! 🏡 🎅🎅Father CHRISTMAS,🎅🎅 the 👑👑KING👑👑 of 💦cummies!💦 That's right,👍 he's been making 👧little👧 👧girls👧 squishy for 6️ CENTURIES. He ONLY makes the 💦NAUGHTIEST💦girls ☁️squishy☁️! So send this to all the nastiest 👧girls👧 you know and share❗️Get 0️ back and you're a basic 🌑🌑coal-slinging ♥♥♥♥♥.🌑 Get 5️ back and you get 👅eaten👅 like 🍪cookies🍪and 👅💦slurped💦👅 like milk! Get 1️0️ back and 🎅Santa's🎅 big 🍆🍆♥♥♥♥🍆🍆 will grow 3️ sizes inside of you!

What's good 😜 u candy cane ♥♥♥ guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph panties 🔴 pop ur peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ⛄⛄if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥ 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won't be gettin ♥♥♥♥♥♥ down 😱 in 2❕0❕2❕0

What's good 😜 u candy cane ♥♥♥ guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph panties 🔴 pop ur peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ⛄⛄if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥ 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won't be gettin ♥♥♥♥♥♥ down 😱 in 2❕0❕2❕0

I'M DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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🚫 ERROR!🚫 💯 True 💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪ I could never delete you Brother!
💖Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get
0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly ☪💦
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕 ☪ 👅👅

i am a heron. i have a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other profiles i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

maybe if we tell people the brain is an app - they will start using it!
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I need help🤞 and advice🙋. please dont judge👨‍⚖️ me My food🍗 stamps was cut down from $500 to $200 because my children👩‍👧‍👦 were removed from my custody and now I dont get my child support💸💸. It was a stupid reason, they removed them for drug💊💉 use but its stupid because Im a good mom💁, what I choose to do for fun👏 doesnt🙅 define my ability to be a good parent👩‍👧‍👦. I wanted to just get knocked up🤰 again real quick, but my bf👨‍💼 left me about two weeks ago📆. Im thinking about trying to just get pregnant🤰 by someone❓ else❓, but I need it to be ASAP⌚ so I can pass it off as my exs❌👨‍💼 so I can get child support👩‍👧‍👦💸 and stuff💅. Anyone have a better idea⁉ Or suggestions❓❓ on how to increase my fertility🤰💯 so l can get pregnant asap🤰.

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You cheesy ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I was preparing my arguments against you, but instead of the world-class politician debate I was expecting, I got this. It surprised me so much that the humongous football shaped turd that I couldn't get out of my ass (am on toilet btw) just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ violently popped out like a cork from a bottle of champagne. Thanks to you, I could launder the turd and mash it into the screen just to emphasize how great of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this is.

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advice please. at the teenage age I witness self portraits that were naked more or. and the person seem between 15 to older.

the law makes me like a vile ....

i guess its worth mentioning since i dont have so many eyes on me that i think i might just be female leaning genderfluid and not actually trans. there’s a lot of ♥♥♥♥ that scares me about being trans and idk if i have the courage to really do something like that, and there are some aspects of being male that don’t bother me that much at all. i still like female pronouns and my name but i think its just like im pretty much alright with anything. i guess that’s why misgendering never really bothered me. idk

It really is insane that I'm still a virgin. I got a hobby like all the normal people told me to (I make memes) and I'm getting good at it. I also took several showers today and got two haircuts, and I watched a movie with a strong female protagonist. But I'm still not drowning in ♥♥♥♥♥.

What is going on? Can you unravel this mystery for me?

PSA do not have intercourse with animals

but what if the animal has intercourse with me

இڿڰۣ----- SEND THIS MESSAGE TO THE CUTE GIRL YOU’RE IN LOVE WITH, AND MABYE JESUS WILL MAKE THINGS HAPPEN BETWEEN YOU BOTH இڿڰۣ-----

i love edging my virgin uncut 6in little dicklette to ♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥♥♥ <3 im such a ♥♥♥♥♥free beta cumdork when i get high and stroke myself silly for hours and hours with my cuckhole plugged like a good hentai addled ♥♥♥♥♥ to veiny meaty huge ♥♥♥♥♥ and cute anime SLUTS who i wanna be covered in ♥♥♥ that i wanna lick OFF, it gets my virgin PINDICK so stiff despite the estrogen i take to ensure i'll always be the willing horny cockdrunk little cumslut i was meant to be~ if you live near me add me and lets crack open a cold one together

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i am nOW verBAlIzIng mY JudGemEnT thAT is ConTENDeD TO THE feMale ♥♥♥♥-Sapien IN WHIcH sUPplIED BIRtH to yOU, tHe ScHoLAR; thE ExPlAnANDum fOr WHICh ORIgINateS froM whEn a SpErmatoZOAN celL EnCroachEs Upon A FEmaLE eGG cell OrIGiNatINg From The FEMALe's OVaRIEs anD suBsIDiNG eXCLusiVeLy inSide of A sInGulAR FaLLOPIAN Tube; thE sPERMAtOzoAN CelLS of wHicH origiNated FROM A mALe's erECT GENITaLIA, coNsistiNG of sEveRal PartS, inclUDInG The oUtERmOSt InTerlAyeR oF cONnectIVe TIssuE ceLLS Known As The PRePUCE, iN WhiCH pROTecTs tHe InterNal MesOmorphIc cyTOARChItecToNICS, LIKe the GLaNS peNis, THE CoRpORa, tHe CoRPUs CavErnoSum, tHE UROgeniTal AppARatuS, in WHiCh eXcRETeS URinE cONSiSTINg OF diSsOLVED TOXiNS and ONE HyDROGen MoLeCuLe compoUndEd WitH Two OxyGEN MoLEcUlEs.

ThE urOGeNITal APpAraTus CAn ALSO dISchARGE sPerMaTozoAN cellS DuRiNg a PERiod Of sexuaL ArOUsal. duriNG tHiS PERIoD oF SExual AROusAl, tHe mAlE'S GenItAlIA BecOMEs HYpErtROPhied aND Firm, cAusIng THe mALe's GeNiTALia tO pROtRude oUtWarDs. WHen ThE MalE's GeNItalIa iS ThruStEd inTo THE FemAlE VaGinA sEveRAl tiMEs iN a hiGh-vELOcity fashiON, it cAUSes ThE TEstES sTOREd iN ThE male'S scrotUM tO ExcreTE MilLions OF spErMATozoan CeLlS, In wHiCh tRavEl DownWARds inTo an EjacUlatORy dUct, AnD UpWArDs throuGH THe mALE uREthra, evenTually REAchiNG ITs wAy Into THe femAlE vaGINa, InTO the CerviCAL CAnaL, iNSIdE oF thE FEmaLe Uterus

One day, you picked up a wounded puppy.
Next day, the puppy became a sexy wolf girl !!

Wow, it's a miracle !!
Ecchi !! do tha ecchi !! come on !!

heh.... you women think giving birth is hard?
try playing tf2 comp .. ...

I think killing a woman by strangling her must be pretty easy.
I've been noticing on the street how thing and long some women's necks are. They look, so chokeable.

I've been practicing on half empty water bottles for a while, and I'm pretty confident that when the day comes I'll be able to strangle women pretty effectively.

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Post This on 30 profile and Get kiss from You're crush Dont post and Bad luck for 7 yeards

I'm a dude and I can take a string of anal beads up my ass like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ champ.
My wife and I experimented with a finger up there once when we were in college and she was still just my girlfriend and I knew immediately it wasn't for me. Then we got anal beads and used them on her and she liked it so one day when she was gone I hopped in the shower with them and gave it a shot.
Fellas, get yourself some anal beads. There's nothing quite like shooting a hot load of babies down someone's throat while she rips on that cord like she's trying to start a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lawn mower.

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I'm done. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ done. I have seen all sorts of humor. I've seen everything, from the most clever and intricate puns, to the bottom of the Donald Trump ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. However, those pale in comparison to this garbage. At least those jokes had some sort of meaning, some motive behind them. They didn't just say random ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and expect it to fly. There was no intellectual thought behind this besides hoping to get some cheap laughs. Well, you're not getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ from me. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tired of these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ excuses for jokes written by half-wit kids typing away on their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ school issued laptops that they couldn't afford without a huge-ass grant from some private company who's millionaire owner donated to for ♥♥♥♥♥ and giggles. This is some bottom-barrel garbage that even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Mike from Dirty Jobs wouldn't touch. It's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ unbelievable that with years of schooling, you couldn't come up with anything wittier than this ♥♥♥♥. You're disappointing. ♥♥♥♥ you.

My dad makes fun of me for being 20 while still being into video games, watching people play video games and still being a virgin.He routinely asks me if I've finally lost my virginity or found a girlfriend each time I come home. He emasculates me in front of my friends by saying stupid ♥♥♥♥ like "At least you guys get ♥♥♥♥♥, right?" and "Maybe you guys can set him up with some girls!" He blames democrats and "nerds" like me for the sissification of America and the West in general. I tried to explain to him how competitive e-sports were while I was watching evo and he asks "Aren't you a little too old for Nintendo?" This ♥♥♥♥ gets so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying and it's actually having an impact on my mental health. He actually started calling me "Virgy" in public and around other people instead of referring to me by my real name. ♥♥♥♥ him. I'm not the one in the wrong, right?

what if goku marry queen elizabeth ii and he Become King of Britain
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when you trip head first into a plastic bag
oops haha my mistake why was this bag here