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Grade 7️⃣ | 1️⃣2️⃣ years young 🇨🇦
Old account got hacked 🤦♂️😢
School is stupid ✏️📚😎
Basketball 🏀 | Go Eagles! 🦅 lol
Baller 😱
BFFs are: 💎Sienna💎 😍Logan😍 👠Lexi👠 she’s bæ
Taken by J 🔒❤️😘
Don’t unfollow because I have the app 👀 👻
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⠀⠀⠀⣀⠿⣿⣶
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⣤⣿⣿⣿⠛⣿⣿⠀⣀
⠀⣀⠤⣿⣿⣶⣤⣒⣛
⠉⠀⣀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣭⠉
⠀⠀⣭⣿⣿⠿⠿⣿
⠀⣶⣿⣿⠛⠀⣿⣿
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⣿⣿⠛⠀⠿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣤⠀⣿⣿⠿
⠀⣿⣿⣶⠀⣿⣿⣶
⠀⠀⠛⣿⠀⠿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⣉⣿⠀⣿⣿
⠀⠶⣶⠿⠛⠀⠉⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣶⣿⠿
Aw 👨 man 👨
So we 🔙back🔙 in the ⛏mine⛏
Got our pickaxe swinging from side to side
Side-side to side
This task, a 🅰️ grueling 1️⃣one 1️⃣
Hope to find🔍 some diamonds🔷 tonight, 😴night😴, night🌘🌘
Diamonds tonight
Heads up🔝
You hear 🙉 🅰️a🅰️ sound🎤, turn around and look👀 up☝️☝️
Total shock😲😲 fills your body👂
Oh no❌, it's🇮🇹 you again
I can never forget those eyes 😍😍, 👀eyes👀, 😁eyes😁
Eyes-eyes🙄-eyes😙
'Cause, baby🐣, tonight
The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again
'Cause, baby🚼🚼, tonight
You grab your ⛏pick ⛏, shovel, and 🔩bolt🔩 again (Bolt again-gain)
And run 🏃🏃, 💨run💨 until it's 🇮🇹 🔨done🔨, done🔨
Until the sun 🌥 comes 🆙up🆙 in the morn'🌄
'Cause, baby🐣, tonight
Just when you think 💭 you're safe
Overhear some hissing🐍 from right▶️ behind
Right-right▶️ behind
That's a🅰️ nice life you have🈶
Shame it's🇮🇹🇮🇹 gotta end🔚 at this time🕗, time🕢, time🕟
Time-time 🕥-time 🕐-time🕠🕠
Blows up🆙🆙
Then your health🚑 bar🍹 drops☔️ and you could use a🅰️ one1️⃣-up🔝
Get inside💠, don't be tardy
So now you're stuck in there
Half a🅰️ 💕heart💕 is left🍃, but don't 🎲die🎲, die☠, die☠
Die-die ☠☠-💀die💀
'Cause, baby 🐥, tonight
The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again
'Cause, baby 👼, tonight
And run💨, run 💨 until 🇮🇹it's🇮🇹 done🔨, done🔨
Until the sun🔆🔆 comes up🔝 in the 🌄morn'🌄
'Cause, 🐤baby🐤🐤, tonight
The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again
Dig up ☝️ diamonds 💎, craft those diamonds♦️ and make some armor
Get 🇮🇹it 🇮🇹, baby🐣🐣, go and forge that like👭 you 🆘so🆘 MLG pro
The swords⚔ made of 💍diamonds 💍, so🆘 come at me bro
Huh? Training in your room under the torchlight
Hone that form to get🉐 you ready for the big fight
Every single day and the whole night🔦
Creeper's out prowlin', hoo, alright
Look at me, look 👀 at you
Take my revenge, that's what😦 I'm gonna do
I'm 🅰️a 🅰️ warrior, baby🐥, what😦 else is new🗞?
And my blade's🔪 gonna tear😭 through you, bring it🇮🇹🇮🇹
The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again
(Gather your stuff, yeah, let's take back↩️↩️ the world 🌎🌎, haha)
Yeah, baby🐣, tonight grab your sword⚔, armor and go (It's on)
Take your revenge (Woo), oh🙀-oh 🙀🙀-🙀oh🙀-oh🙀
So fight, fight, 💟like💟💟 🇮🇹it's🇮🇹🇮🇹 the last, last 🌓night🌓 of your life, life
Show them your bite (Woo)
'Cause, 🐣baby🐣🐣, tonight
The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again
'Cause, baby🚼, tonight
You grab your pick⚒⚒, shovel and bolt🔩🔩 again (Bolt again-gain, woo)
And run 🏃, run🏃 until 🇮🇹it's🇮🇹🇮🇹 done🔨🔨, done 🔨
Until the sun⛅️ comes up🔝 in the 🌄morn'🌄
'Cause, baby🐥🐥, tonight (Come 🔛on🔛, swing your ⚔sword⚔⚔ up🔺 high)
The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again (Come on🔛, jab your sword⚔ ⏬down⏬ low)
(Woo)
Oops 🙊 sorry I’m just so used to being in overseas mode 🌍 haha gracias though 😩 dammit I did it again 😒 sorry I can’t control it 🙌 I may still be jetlagged hey haha ✈️ take me back, am I right? ✔️ yuck is that a Domino’s pizza? 🤢 why don’t you try and be more gourmet 🍕 the pizza in Italy is Bella 🤯 haha that means beautiful btw 😬 you probably wouldn’t know that 😵 what’s that on my head? 🧢 yeah it’s a berrèt 🇫🇷 it’s something the French people do 🥰 let’s get this bread? No thanks, I prefer to get that baguette 🥖 you’re such an uncultured swine 🐖 you should come with me next time though! 🧭 oh you can’t afford it? Haha I don’t even understand 💰 I can ask Dad if he wants to buy you a holiday too? 🤩
Later virgins
👁👂🥁🗣🌃 👩👂🗣🔇 👩🏃♀️➡️🕧✈️ 🌔🦋⭐️➡️🙏👍 👁👤✋👴🏻 🙏📕🖊📚📖👴🏻🎼 🏃♂️➡️👴🏻🗣🏃♂️👍
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🏃♂️➡️👴🏻🗣👩👍
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🚨 🚨 Is that a S P E L L I N G E R R O R I see??? 🚨 🚨 Alert! 🔊🔊Alert! ⚠️⚠️
We 🔞have💢 a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥👉👌 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🤔🤔on our hands 🙌here! 👇
Fix 👾your English 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸and then come 💦💦back💨 to me, preferably once 👆you’re within 5 🖐IQ points 👁👄👁of myself, sweaty. ;)😂😂😂
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He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
Right away you'll notice Chess has no storyline. Instead, all you notice is the the White army and the Black army are fighting each other over a battlefield. Note the "a battlefield," because Chess only has one story map.
As for the actual combat, it's extremely dull. Each unit can kill another with only one hit. This means units with a real good movement ability dominate the field (more on that bellow). There aren't even any combat animations or anything that happens in combat. One unit moves on it's space and "captures" it, and the piece is removed from the game with no form of action or special effects.
Yawn.
Chess has ♥♥♥♥♥♥ class balance. The Queen is flat out overpowered while your actual front line units, the Pawns. can't do ♥♥♥♥. I think the developers were afraid that no one would use the female character so they buffed up her abilities really high but now theres no point in using any other unit.
Worst part, is the king. You see, the devs decided that if your king gets captured, you instantly lose the game. W-T-F? This wouldn't be a problem, except that he can't move for crap. Seriously, the most important unit in the game can only move 1 space a turn? Good luck keeping him alive while every other unit in the game dances around him.
Unbalanced classes, lackluster gameplay, and not to mention repetitive 1 hour+ games. Chess is not worth the time or your money. Buy Final Fantasy Tactics or Disgaea instead.
3 out of 10.
you're sharing protein
you're admiring masculine physique
being in the vacinity of other high testosterone males increases your own testosterone
eating ♥♥♥♥♥ is gay because you're litterally slurping down estrogen. and long term relationships have been proven to lower testosterone.
spartans had gay orgies all the time and they were the height of masculinity. you bet they were at least fondling eachothers test producers.
all these summer DYEL's piss me off. their twink bodies don't understand, but in time i'm sure they'll get it.
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