Recent reviews by flangle

Absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

I got this as part of a humble bundle so it's hardly the end of the world, but jesus this is some youtuber slop bait. Should we take that this is probably the dudes first game into consideration? That it's probably one dude? No, it's retailing for $20 and it should be judged at that price point. Unless your name is Markiplier skip this and watch a youtube video if you REALLY want to see this garbage for some reason.

Why exactly am I walking into an alleyway and just immediately beating the ♥♥♥♥ out of every ghoul? I understand the tutorial section but after that I was absolutely baffled that was seemingly the forced option, maybe I could have stealthed around but the combat is already so bare-bones and bad why bother? Go play the first game.

Basically the Elden Ring DLC cranked even further up. Did you find fighting bosses that constantly leap around the whole map fun? Personally I don't, it's very irritating to have to run at a boss only to watch it leap away before your giant sword hits it once.

Too many bosses have too many special effects, I can not tell what is happening half the time. Just sitting here in horror watching the back half of a dragon perform a triple axel jump before gnawing my testicles off.

Incidentally there seems to be frame drops during some boss moves which really doesn't help considering the fast pace.

Perhaps they will rebalance the game, increasing damage done, decreasing damage taken, but there's really only so much you can do for enemy movesets. I recommend waiting for a patch.

I want a Steam Awards Nomination Committee Badge.

I'm enjoying the game, of course.

However we really shouldn't be rewarding poor porting, weird real money purchasing of in game items in a single player game, or furries.

It's literally just dragon's dogma, exactly as you'd expect. If you are desperate buy it now, if you aren't, wait until the game is fixed.

Probably should make sure your game functions on launch, but what do I know, I'm not a professional who has made several games prior to this.

What a waste of time hoping it'd get better, good thing I was unemployed and had nothing better to do at the time.

Can't even play the game because of my ultrawide monitor. It just zooms in the game so i can't click areas on the tutorial and there's not even a setting to change resolution to something that works.

Baffling how you could not include such a simple option

Wait until they find better programmers.

Early access is one thing but every time i scroll through a resolution option the window size changes until it eventually glitches out and resets before scrolling through all the options.

I can't even set my resolution right.