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Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll find a girlfriend, marry her, knock her up, and have seven healthy kids together. Your parents will praise you, happy but a little bit sentimental now that their little boy has finally grown up. They’ll spoil the kids with candies and toys, and every acquaintance for the rest of your life will know that you're a fakecel. Eventually you will pass on surrounded by your loved ones. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a family that misses you dearly.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
All the “rejection” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back girls love you. Your parents are proud and happy for you, "Stacies” swoon over your masculine appearance behind closed doors.
Women are utterly smitten with you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out chads with incredible efficiency. Even incels who “pass” look strong and charismatic to a woman. Your deep voice and good sense of humor are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to earn a little online incel clout, you'll get cancelled the second your DMs get leaked and everybody gets a glimpse of the e-girls thirsting over you.
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You have been visited by the wall of Trump, copy and paste this to five of your friend's profiles to make America great again
ER SUCHT NOOB PROFILE UND KENNZEICHNET DIESE!
DERJENIGE DER DIR DEN NOOBPANZER AUF DEIN PROFIL TUT IST AUFJEDENFALL EIN BESSERER GAMER ALS DU!
DU MUSST JETZT ANDERE NOOBS SUCHEN AUSSER MICH!
DER PANZER IST DAFÜR DA DAS DU AUCH MAL ETWAS TRIFFST!
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It's easier for a woman and it probably is also less gross.
I mean, you could use honey or something like that...
Just take a spoonful and spill it on top, I think on a ♥♥♥♥ it would take way more honey and a few more spoons.
Also I believe penises have a much smaller erogenous area so most of it would just feel ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weird.
Whatever, I just thought about it :slight_smile:
Have you never thought about all the funny ways people give themselves pleasure?
Have you never watched a porn where they use whipped cream, for example?
Or sushi...
It's uncommon but I wouldn't say weird.
It's up to taste, I guess.
Masturbating seems like it's for losers tbh. I can give you tips on how to bag some real pu$$y if you want, kid. Don't hesitate to DM me.
Pardon for my inexcusably poor understanding of the Anglo-Frisian-Germanic language, and thus regional dialects, known by native speakers as "English". Indeed I do give my upmost effort to educate myself and better my understanding and thus comprehension of such an unusual yet widely used modern foreign language, but alas my efforts have so far encountered nothing but limited success. The combinations of both Latin and Germanic lexis have so far proved to be a serious tribulation for my progress.
However, I do not share such linguistic capabilities and expansive lexicon in my understanding of "English", so therefore I must once again profusely apologise for my such poor use of the vocabulary, Grammar and other such linguistic factors that one must consider in this context.
scream the n word at your parents until they beat you
if you did it right obama will appear in your room at 3 am
if he doesn't appear, try again
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youve been visited by the fedora of mystery and eupohria! tip yours to 5 friends or you'll be haunted by the spirit of fashionable wear
🚙 ♪ beware!
👹👳 ☁ You
🍆🚕🐟 ✴ are
🌂🥗👽💃 ☁ what
👑🍧🔋🐠🥞 ✖ you
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“So you called and asked for a McPenis. I would like you to know that we can find our your location and have your callor ID so please do not call again and say somethin like that or we will notify the police”
Perhaps they are not stars but rather openings in heaven where the love of our lost ones shines down to let us know they are happy.
From his loving friend,
Rory