from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king

from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king

BRO WTF💀💀 so we were riding this absolute UNIT of a donkey 🐴💦 and outta nowhere, my guy starts going HARD MODE 🕺⬆⬇ like straight-up trampoline energy 😵‍💫🔥. We’re both bouncing like beans in a can 🫘, I’m holding on for dear life, and THEN you’re like SLIDING up and down me 😳💦, and I’m like, "BRO CHILL" but also... I think I just became a man 😭✋. ANYWAY, best fever dream ever 10/10 would ride that donkey again TONIGHT 🤤✨.

from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king

No Lube, No protection, All night, All day from the Kitchen Floor, to the Toiled Seat, from the Dinning Table, to the Bedroom, from the Bathroom Sink, to the Shower, from the Front Porch, to the Balcony, Vertically, Horizontally, Quadratic, Exponential, Logarithmic, while I gasp for A i r, *INHALES* scream and see the Light, Missionary, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggy, Backwards, Forwards, Sideways, Upside Down on the Bed, on the Couch, on the Floor, on a Chair being carried against the Wall, Outside, in a Train, on a Plane, in a Car, on a Motorcycle, *INHALES* the bed of a Truck, *INHALES* on a Trampoline, in a Bounce House, in the Pool, BENT OVER, In the Basement, AGAINST THE WALL, have the MOST TOE-CURLING, *INHALES* BACK-ARCHING, LEG-SHAKING, ♥♥♥♥-THROBBING, FIST-CLENCHING, EAR-LICKING, MOUTH-DROOLING, ASS-CLENCHING, *INHALES* NOSE-SNIFFLING, EYE-WATERING, EYE-ROLLING, HIP-THRUSTING, EARTHQUAKING, SHEET-GRIPPING, KNUCKLES-CRACKING, JAW-DROPPING, HAIR-PULLING, *INHALES* ♥♥♥♥

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