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Blackout27er: killing blackout
Blackout27er: the goat fornicator than imprisoned carl for all eternity
Blackout27er: and in his last moments of his life imprisonmnt
Blackout27er: he claimed
Blackout27er: you cant flim flam the zim zam as he dropped dead
Blackout27er: The End
Blackout27er: carl immediatly dropped his arms and took ariana in his arms
Blackout27er: "carl" she said
Blackout27er: "im here ari" said carl back
Blackout27er: carl, about to declare his love and affection for ari, suddenly took an impulsive look back at blackout, to see his sad face reluctantly watching the event take place
Blackout27er: "ari, i have to tell you.."
Blackout27er: said carl
Blackout27er: a gleam of happiness upon his face
Blackout27er: "what is it, my sweet?" asked arianna
Blackout27er: "you cant flim flam the zim zam" he said
Blackout27er: as he dropped arianna and ran to blackout grasping him with full strength and
Blackout27er: with all heroes i his grasp
Blackout27er: he held them afront him and shouted "THIS IS MY SWAMP" as a giant shrek plunged out of the creatures chest and intended to devour all 3 heroes
Blackout27er: and thats when it happened
Blackout27er: a giant laser showered out of the sky instantly sets the beast aflame as a god like being collapses from the sky detonating a cleansing goat explosion of bahhs
Blackout27er: and there he stood
Blackout27er: the goat
Blackout27er: fornicator
Blackout27er: in his embrace the monster could barley hold his gaze upon the goat god
Blackout27er: and taking advantage of this the goat fornicator sunholstered his goat sword of currdled goat cream
Blackout27er: and stabbed the beast directly in the middle abdomin
Blackout27er: setting free arianna grande from deep within the monsters core body
Blackout27er: the party kicked in the kfc doors and headed straight for the managers room
Blackout27er: after breaching it, they saw a site most fowl.
Blackout27er: Cosby had morphed with sarah jessica parker and mathew mconnaughy to form the mega rapist beast of ego
Blackout27er: it had 12 colossol tentacles and the hair strands of arianna grande
Blackout27er: immediatly the team got into conflict
Blackout27er: enforcer imediatly grabbed by the monster had his bowels instantly flushed out of his rectum, shouting in agony
Blackout27er: however, during this time carl had stabbed his midget intot he monsters forehead, creating a massive gash fully infected with midget aids
Blackout27er: at this time blackout leaped into the air aiming his awesome super dragon sword of +3 strength into the monsters chest
Blackout27er: but was knocked away by the monster largets tentacle that simultaneously held him against the ground
Blackout27er: "i know carl take your time, we will be back in a day to hear your answer to the call of duty"
Blackout27er: just as blackout and enforcer left the compound
Blackout27er: a beaming light shawn upon them
Blackout27er: twas
Blackout27er: the goat fornicator
Blackout27er: "blackout, your deeds are noble and your cause is pure"
Blackout27er: "take my blessing in your task, and save my goats"
Blackout27er: "i shall do all in my power, goat fornicator"
Blackout27er: just as the light dissappeared, as fast as it appeared, carl bashed open the compound door shouting "blacout!"
Blackout27er: "what is it carl?"
Blackout27er: "nobody flim flams the zim zam, i will help you"
Blackout27er: and off the party went
Blackout27er: to confront cosby at full power
Blackout27er: the evening nye of the battle, enforcer had freshly reinstalled his bowels and felt as good as new, finally able to talk as well
Blackout27er: however
Blackout27er: its must be done for the sake of every one on the world keeping their bowels
Blackout27er: blackout arrived at a midget porn warehouse, where all the midget porn in the world transports through on the way to store destinations
Blackout27er: blackout shouted
Blackout27er: "we need to flim flam the zim zam!"
Blackout27er: not a moment after uttering those words
Blackout27er: george zimmerman leaped to the floor, appearing as if out of nowhere
Blackout27er: "look who came crawling back"
Blackout27er: zimmerman said, pulling back his face mask to reveal none other than the Carl.
Blackout27er: "im hoping that you will come to terms with me on something, if our love truly meant anything to you"
Blackout27er: "of course it did blackout, but that doesnt mean free favours, you know how the zim zam opperates"
Ariana Grande: :O
Blackout27er: "well well, i told ou kids not ever to release me, you know what happened last time i got out"
Blackout27er: "the world needs to know mr cosby, they need the truth"
Blackout27er: just as blackout uttered that sentance, bill cosby took an instant leap at enforcer, catching him by the throat, tearing off his clothes and pulling his bowels out through his rectum.
Blackout27er: NO NAPKINS
Blackout27er: blackout screamed
Blackout27er: he ran out of the kfc, for his power cannot truly yet rival that of cosby
Blackout27er: blackout needed an alliance
Blackout27er: blackout said "well too bad. those are the steaks for your precious goat meat
Blackout27er: "
Blackout27er: "i cant stop it blackout, you know i hate goats. ever since the day the goat god, goatfornicator, cast me out of goat heaven."
Blackout27er: "he had good reason arianna, you cant excercise your weird strangling fetishes and kill all the goats"
Blackout27er: "I CANT HELP IT THOUGH, im too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horny and weird"
Blackout27er: at this moment blackout signaled to enforcer to walk over to arianna, bend her over the table and spank her. the more he spanked her the more she began to show he true form
Blackout27er: and suddenly
Blackout27er: arianna was gone and in her place
Blackout27er: stood
Blackout27er: ...
Blackout27er: ...
Blackout27er: when enforcer asked for the bucket meal blackout responded with "we arent supposed to tell our customers this but our bucket meal consists of goat meat because its cheaper"
Blackout27er: with this in mind blackout stroked his rock hard ♥♥♥♥ getting really emotional for the goats
Blackout27er: he began to penis queef with sadness
Blackout27er: he drenched the floor in urine tears
Blackout27er: enforcer quickly ran over and comforted him however he too began to penis queef and flooded his ♥♥♥♥ tears all over blackout
Blackout27er: blackout in a frenzie of sudden rage stormed into the managers office and said
Blackout27er: "Mrs. Grande, if we dont stop killing goats for no good reason other than food, than im going to tell the carl who you truly are"
Blackout27er: arianna responded with "PLEASE NO carl can never know what i truly am, it will ruin him and our friendship will be dead"
Blackout27er: come kiss me
Blackout27er: carl chose not to embrace blackouts love
Blackout27er: and cast him away
Blackout27er: setting blackout into an emotional spiral
Blackout27er: of dispare
Blackout27er: blackout shocked by the no longer mutual sense of love
Blackout27er: went to a bar where he met shin, his new boyfriend that he would truley love
Blackout27er: twas a gay bar after all
Blackout27er: they danced and twerked and all the boys cheered them on
Blackout27er: untill shin overdosed on twerking and fell over, instantly dead.
Blackout27er: blackout felt sad
Blackout27er: and from now on he walked to liquor stores instead of visiting bars
Blackout27er: because of all the memories
Blackout27er: one day blackout was working his daily job t KFC and a white man oddly entered the restauraunt
Blackout27er: it was Enforcer, blackout was instantly attracted to the young man in a friendly way