[h1] owo. just worw. [/h1] so f*cking sexy. like dreammmyyyyyyyyyy

⚠️GIRLS ONLY⚠️

READ IT ALL 👇

🌸 Usually, I hate chain mail, but this one is super cute and REALLY WORKS 🌸

🌎 7 billion people in this world, and you are one of them 🌎

🍭 You are special and beautiful, which is why I’m sending this to you 🍭

📖 want good things to happen to you, so read this 📖

🚫 Now that you have read the beginning, you can’t get out of this 🚫

📱You will get a new iPhone in a year 📱

👑 You will get crowned prom queen in high school 👑

🐶 will get your dream pet for Christmas 🐶

😊 You will become very popular 😊

🧸Everyone will love you🧸

⏰ Send this to 15 people in the next 30 minutes ⏰

Pinpoint accuracy

WHAT

Dude if you live in Omaha Nebraska I have bad news for you...
You owe the Imperator of Omaha, NE penance.
I recommend you worship his exalted beauty and overwhelming power. His wrath is as boundless as his benevolence.

Book of Snell Chapter 25 Verse 12: All of those who are worthy of living within the bounds of thy realm (Omaha), shall be blessed as thou have blessed me with thy servitude.

Summary:
Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.
Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).
Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.
Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because Liam was already dead.