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this game simulates a rationally measured response from a middle aged italian man whose small business has been threatened by a pizza. each picosecond has some manner of goofy funny that kept me absolutely locked in to this neuron-frying cocaine triathlon. despite being a platformer novice and not realizing styling on my opponents doubles as a parry, i had The Best Time defeating god. i am legally allowed to speed a motorized vehicle while listening to This soundtrack. the police will weep hearing me enter the stratosphere as i blare pumpin hot stuff. my toyota corolla caught on fire the moment i started the track. tour de pizza is in my will.

Overwatch was a good game. Overwatch 2, however, is an embarrassing cash grab. There are a few good ideas sprinkled among the smelly trash, but OW2 remains in the shadow of its former self. Some things that worked with Overwatch 1 are still fun in Overwatch 2, and not every change made has been unwelcome - but overall, it's impossible to give this game a positive review.

Absolutely stellar open-world sandbox game mechanics, with an insanely polished stealth system and a whole arsenal of cool tools and weapons that I will never fully upgrade. Story aside, MGSV is by far my favorite MGS game, and second-favorite of the genre, only behind Breath of the Wild. Thank you, Boss.

Portal 2 was my first "real" video game, and still resides in my top 10 favorites of all time. Amazing writing, atmosphere, and story. A must play.

It's free 3D modelling. Professional grade stuff. Just sitting around for free. Bored? Make a quaint character. Absolutely sublime.

Got this game for $80 when it came out. Was a buggy mess, and was basically free just the other day.
Thanks, Ubisoft.

Got this for myself, gave another copy to a friend, haven't had this much fun playing a game in a solid while. It's like they gave the original Risk of Rain the BOTW visuals treatment, and the game concept works beautifully in 3 dimensions.

Also, the music is transcendent.

The game part of this game isn't the best, but this is at least a great sandbox game with a multiplayer mode that supports controllers that I could see myself playing with friends. Along with decent support for mods via the Workshop, I could see this game getting drastically better.