If you eat a lot of semen, does your pineapple taste like ♥♥♥?
Retarded people don’t have AIDS by default
I'd rather speak Hebrew in the 1940s than eat a lunchable with no Capri Sun
If wine is the blood of Jesus Christ, fireball is his piss and boy am I thirsty
By Allah you people are dogs and deserve to be beaten to death with a snow shovel
Is it still homemade if you're homeless?
Italians love 2 things. Fast cars, pizza, and getting laid
Do you think Jesus had a large collection of sandals?
It's been proven that the best treatment for gender dysphoria is to give them a bullet to the head.
In a dog eat dog world, I’m a fire hydrant.
If someone pisses in Ice T's mouth does he spit out Arnold Palmer?