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Day 8, oh god please stop. 8! is 40320, that divided over 24 hours is 1680 times per hour. that / 60 is 28 times per minute. Per ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minute. So once every ~2.1 seconds, you have to nut. This is getting insane.
You can see the pattern here. By December 31st you'd be a dehydrated corpse, but if you somehow survived:
31! is 8.22 x 10^33.
That / 24 is 3.43 x 10^32.
That / 60 is 5.71 x 10^30.
Divide by 60 again and you get 9.52 x 10^28.
Divide by 1000 and it's 9.52 x 10^25 times. Every millisecond. An incomprehensibly large number of nuts every millisecond, if someone could please calculate the amount of energy required for that it'd be greatly appreciated, i'm done with this
allow me to explain.
Normal Destroy ♥♥♥♥ December is where you nut as many times that day according to the date. So on the 1st December you nut once, 2nd December you nut twice, etc. You may have heard of other, harder versions such as adding the dates up, so day one is 1, day two is 1 + 2, etc. But extreme Destroy ♥♥♥♥ December is where you nut as many times that day according to the date factorial.
On Day 1 it's not so bad. It's just 1, so you nut once. Day 2 isn't bad either, since 1 x 2 = 2. Day 3, 1 x 2 x 3 = 6, so a little challenging but nothing too major. Day 4 is where it really starts though. 4! is 24. So that's nutting once every hour. Day 5 gets worse. 5! is 120. 120 / 24 = 5, which means you nut 5 times per hour. Day 6: 720 times per day. That translates to 30 times per hour or once every 2 minutes. Maybe possible if you've taken copious amounts of every stimulant drug on the planet.
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I've played Counter-Strike since 2004 started with 1.6 and CSS and I was extremely addicted. Going to school jiggle peeking in the hallways, I always quick switched with my pencils and erasers when taking tests. I remember back in elementary school I used to bhop during hopscotch because that was big in early CSS days before zblock was added. Once I go home I would play instantly and went straight to to bed without noticing I skipped dinner. I would use my imaginary awp and awp people on the swing set from the jungle gym during recess. Sometimes when I drive I see birds flying and turn away because of my cs instincts. Now, I am a global elite, top of my class. I am second to none, so if you see me in your game prepare for defeat you mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
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