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Pennsylvania, United States
schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz
😱
Carpal Tunnel Syndrome? No. Lumber Lung? No. Jugglers despair?
No. Achy-Breaky Pelvis? No. Oh, I'm never going to be disabled.
I'm sick of being so healthy! Hey wait -- Hyper-Obesity. If you
weigh more than 300 pounds, you qualify as disabled.
-- Homer Simpson
King-Size Homer
🙄
"During the race
We may eat your dust,
But when you graduate,
You'll work for us."
-- Reed College cheer
😯
Go ahead... make my day.
-- Dirty Harry
😴
An economist is a man who would marry Farrah Fawcett-Majors for her money.
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The surest sign that a man is in love is when he divorces his wife.
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Scully: I have a date.
Mulder: Can you cancel?
Scully: Unlike you, Mulder, I would like to have a life.
Mulder: I have a life!
"The X-Files: The Jersey Devil"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S736pJBrpHg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRoO7WZPQ5o