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majutsu 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:42am

yesh suduh?

majutsu 29 Jan, 2021 @ 12:26pm

mother alive?

76561198143554254 2 Nov, 2020 @ 5:03pm

שמואל ההומו

majutsu 26 Sep, 2020 @ 4:34pm

שלום לכולם,
יש לי בן מקסים בן 16, ויש לי בעיה איתו שקיימת כבר זמן מה.
יש כל הזמן כתמי שפיך (סליחה) על הסדינים שלו.
והם פשוט לא יורדים בכביסה
ואני לא יכולה להרשות לעצמי לקנות לו סדינים חדשים כל שבוע

אז ניסיתי לדבר איתו,
אמרתי לו שהוא יכול לקחת פשוט טישו ולגמור בתוכו (כן ממש ככה אמרתי)
והוא פשוט סילק אותי מהחדר שלו
הוא לא מוכן לדבר על הנושא ובכל פעם שאני מנסה ממש בעדינות "תקשיב בעניין הסדינים" הוא משתיק אותי ומפסיק לדבר איתי
אני מודעת לכך שבגלל גיל ההתבגרות הוא ממש נבהל ממיניות אבל נו באמת מה אני אמורה לעשות בסיטואציה שהוא גומר כל פעם מחדש בסדינים?

majutsu 20 Nov, 2019 @ 9:20am

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

majutsu 15 Aug, 2019 @ 2:56pm

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majutsu 17 Dec, 2018 @ 12:58pm

Hey, Habibi I'm an admin from PinkieCraft 🌈, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! I wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! Next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and I'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse♥♥♥♥♥♥ like you requested but we'll work on it.

Composted 22 Aug, 2018 @ 7:42pm

I can give my Bayonet Tiger Tooth ft for all of your csgo graffities and cases (Im collecting them) so if it's ok for you send me trade offer please. Link in my bio

majutsu 19 Jan, 2018 @ 6:09am

BOOM- That was the end of grandma. My blast of ♥♥♥ was so powerful in her old squishy grape ♥♥♥♥♥ that she stood no chance. Her entire body blasted off the top of the Grand Canyon like a bottle rocket and I let my fire hose continue blasting. Down she fell, screaming in everlasting joy as she enjoyed her last orgasm before splatting on the ground like a tomato.

majutsu 14 Jul, 2017 @ 2:54am

🚨🚨🚨 WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO 🚨🚨🚨 YOU ARE BEING DETAINED 👮🏻👮🏻👮🏻 FOR BEING AWAKE DURING REAL N!GGA HOURS 🕐👌🏻😏 PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR REAL N!GGA REGISTRATION 🙏🏻📝 BY SMASHING THE MOTHAFUCCIN LIKE BUTTON 🙊🙌🏼🔥🔥 REAL N!GGAS ONLY!! IT DONT MATTER IF YOU UP TRAPPING OR WHAT 💦💦😩😩💯💯💯

majutsu 12 May, 2017 @ 12:54am

HAHA keep talking ♥♥♥♥ about weebs...kiddo...enjoy your normie ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life with your 3D women who are going to cheat on you with chads...they will take all ur money and run. lmfao whose the loser now??

majutsu 26 Mar, 2017 @ 12:02pm

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nehorai 16 Jul, 2015 @ 2:35pm

♥♥♥♥♥♥ masterrace!!!!

nehorai 14 Jul, 2015 @ 10:46am

Loud and Great like a ♥♥♥♥ with ♥♥♥♥♥

brzk 1 Jul, 2015 @ 12:26pm

nice VAC there buddy

majutsu 13 Jun, 2015 @ 12:12pm

༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ: hello, my name is boelt, i'm twelve, and i'm a professional call of duty quickscoper
༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ: i'm sponsored by doritos and mountain dew
༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ: my clan? blazeitilluminati.
༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ: we are currently classed as the one hundred and twenty eighth clan in south soudan
༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ: i hope you can subscirve to my twitch
༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ: and follow my youtube
༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ: tons of montages will be going your way

TheDuc 12 Apr, 2015 @ 1:19pm

poop you poopface!

TheDuc 4 Apr, 2015 @ 12:00pm

+ uhhh Kill 'em uhhh Kill 'em

majutsu 7 Mar, 2015 @ 10:05am

+daun syndrome

usageko 28 Jan, 2015 @ 9:14am

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YOU

usageko 27 Jan, 2015 @ 5:41am

In Japan, there are 3 ways to say “you mah ♥♥♥♥♥”:

You say “Daisuki (大好き)” for your homey,

you say “Aishiteru (愛してる)” for your bottom ♥♥♥♥♥,

and you say “Koishiteru ( 恋してる)” to the ♥♥♥♥♥ you ride with and you die with

And they follow this rule. They preserve the meaning of ‘you mah ♥♥♥♥♥’ and never lose its essence unlike us.

Share this with 5 people if you want to turn into a true ♥♥♥♥♥.

Z™ 21 Jan, 2015 @ 6:22am

+rep! Fast good trader :)

cipher8 15 Jul, 2014 @ 12:35pm

doge/10 would bang again mlg 420 noscope

76561198067857031 14 Dec, 2013 @ 8:09am

+rep