Do you wanna know why I'm so sus? My father was a crewmate...and a snitch. And one night, I'm playing amogus and I'm imposter. Mommy sees me venting and runs to med bay to hide herself. My father doesn't like that. Not...one...bit. So, he runs to call an emergency meeting, laughing while he does so. He points to me, and he says, "Why so sussy?" He accuses me of venting - "Why so sussy?" He votes me out causing all the other crewmates to do the same - "Let's kick this imposter off our ship!" And... why so sussy?

how did you get fireworks behind your name thing when i hovered over you?

oh my GOD OH MY (GOD)
fAJ(ATHAN)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALABAIN GODNESS SHOOT

Girl: Do you think I'm pretty?
Boy: No
Girl: Do want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize she/he loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have bad luck in relationships for the next 10 years

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx

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Hava' nice week

wtf i hate faj now

Hava' nice week~

Merry Christmas!
and a happy new year~

+rep big sean is a better freestyler than kendrick lamar

HAVE A HORRIBLE WEEKEND

Have a nice weekend!

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Trick o' Treat.
Have a fang-tastic month.
Hope you have a pumpking great one too.

👻👻 Have a SPKY Holloween! 👻

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He learns Japanese from watching anime.

Hey, it's another month and another start. Hey, have a great month. (auto-comment)

Have a great weekend!

My penis just fell off of my pelvis. I'm afraid to tell anyone about this, and i'm just sitting here looking at the spot it fell off at. Is this like a natural thing that happens when you become 19 years of age; will it grow back eventually? I'm still thinking about telling someone but BOTH of my parents said if this ever happens to me, they will kick my ***.
I seriously don't know what to do and at this very moment while i'm typing i'm in tears.
Details of what i was doing before this incident became of me: I was on my computer browsing christianhookups.com and sipping on green tea. While i was on my computer browsing, i found a funny video. I watched it. I laughed. Then i started my ps3 up to start playing on it...............then it happened. - I don't know if this will give you guys any help on figuring out what exactly my problem is, but please help me. I fear time is running out.

h-hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xoxo :3

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to aither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

I am 13. Just my grandpa and I are staying down at his shack at the moment. I've been sleeping with no clothes on for the passed few nights because it feels better and my grandpa doesn't come into my room much, so he wouldn't know. But this morning I accidentally slept in so grandpa came in to wake me up. I had morning wood (an erection in the morning that is caused in your sleep) and I had kicked the covers off during the night so I was laying there naked, with a hard-on (how embaressing!!). Grandpa quickly went out of the room and we weren't talking because it was awkward. Then later on today I was wanking off in the bathroom (which doesn't have a lock) when I thought my grandpa was outside. He walked in just as I was ejaculating and groaning with orgasm. One day doesn't get much more embaressing than that!! How unlucky. My grandpa and I haven't talked for seven hours now. What should I say to him?

your so full of it buddy, you know nothing of jesus christ, there is a god and son of god, read the bible, there is a heaven, i been there, i did die in a motorcycle crash, 110 impact with a truck, i was at the door of heaven , and herd gods voce saying hes alright needs to go back, and then i was back and stood up and went to the hosp and walk out 1hour later, no broken bones, god healed me, and yes i was dead for 35 mins, and no brain damage, yes hes real, just belive, and read the bible and keep looking up at heaven at night, the stars are the heavens, peace be with you all, amen

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nice copy and paste.

+rep deliver the goods

Start off with your week with a "have a good week" from me. it could be good or bad for you...... (auto-comment cause i'm a lazy piece of ♥♥♥♥)

+rep make me meme please

Are you really in Japan? Stay safe with a have a good week from me.

The originality of that comment tho wow

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