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Meet CS2.
In this game, you'll experience anal pleasures even if you're not homosexual. The game doesn't care about your gender. At Valve, they've long made a decision: to spit in the face of those buying their product!
This game is living proof of my words. In this "game," there's no anti-cheat to protect you or your interests.

Let’s begin your TYPICAL DAY IN THE GAME!
When entering Deathmatch, you won’t encounter players—only cheaters. These are account farms, bots controlled by AI or scripts. The result? You just run around and die from 180-360-degree spins. Impressive start, huh? Let’s continue.

You decided to play Wingman with a friend before Competitive. Nothing new here—30% of players, 70% cheaters. "Enjoy the game," Valve says. So, have you been spit on and violated yet? NO?

Next, you decide to play Competitive mode, and once again—you’re wrong. In this mode, it’s 20–30% real players, 20–30% toxic players, and 40–60% cheaters.

Think Premier mode is better? WRONG AGAIN! At the top of the leaderboard, you’ll see cheaters rapidly replacing each other. How delightful and amusing, right? At this point, you’re considered a passive homosexual. After enduring all this abuse, you start to like it—and by tomorrow, you’ll be back for more.

Beyond its weak anti-cheat, Valve can’t even fix the game’s hit registry code. "Haha," you might say. Two or three weeks ago, it was somewhat functional. But with the new update introducing Train, CS2 has reached a whole new level!

Now, you might see your opponent’s face blown off by your shot—yet you’re the one who dies. How wonderful. Damage calculation has become even weirder than before!

Even with a solid internet connection, a powerful PC, stable networking, and 250 FPS, THE GAME STILL STUTTERS! It’s as if your ping is 300–500, even when it’s actually 3–50.

Aside from the violations this game provides, Valve also offers teleporting other players. If you’re running close to another player model, you’ll find yourself teleporting back and forth across the map. Just warn your teammate that you’re "having fun with his anus"—because after hours of anal sex with this game, people have stopped noticing these issues.

Sure, there’s Faceit, with a somewhat functional anti-cheat—not perfect, but at least it EXISTS! There are also community servers you can find online, allegedly cheat-free... but only on paper.

And so, we continue. These activities in the game do not grant you XP (I mean the experience that levels you up in-game, letting you earn the year-end medal at level 40). Consequently, you also can’t earn weekly drops—cases and other items. No XP means no rewards!

Even on Faceit servers, you’ll encounter the same issues as in the main game. So, what’s the point of wasting your time?

This game is a killer—of nerves, time, and lives. Choose a brighter future for yourself.

But if you still want to play, prepare the following: lube, valerian root, backup nerves, condoms, and a punching bag. Additionally, keep a mirror handy to remind yourself that this game has turned you into its submissive plaything, bending over willingly for every broken mechanic and shameless oversight. For extra spice, don't forget the blindfold — because in this game, you're just as likely to get screwed blindfolded as you are while wide awake.

mmm, nice relax!