sup bro, add me! :)

yo bro :D
add me please

"ursa is actively throwing the game" while you are 2 levels lower than ursa actual COPIUM ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥

hello mate, can you send me friend request? I have something for you

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Gavin's Bad Playtest 2 when?

The VAC ban is from wallbanging my heart <3

<3

I once tripped and landed in a razor bush, slicing my balls clean off. This man, this very man represented by this Steam profile, did the impossible. Knowing that they must be kept warm to facilitate reattachment to my underdick, he stored my detached balls in his cheek. It stretched out with the panache of a chipmunk. He kept them warm as he drove me to the hospital, since he refused to let me pilot his 2012 Mazdaspeed 3. When we got there, the doctor said he could have just kept them in the his pocket. But no. He went the extra mile for a friend in need. +rep

October 26th 2033

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October 26th 2033

every day i get top surgery and every night they grow back again

send me a friend request, I need to talk to you

send me a friend request, I need to talk to you

just quick chat, m8?? too rite m8. i love you m11

hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat

hello mate, can you send me friend request? I have something for you

hello mate, can you send me friend request? I have something for you

add me mate for dirty chat

hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat

hey mate

- rep. ♥♥♥♥ this guy

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

piss on me bro, please

Wright ily

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join my group
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hello there

shut the ♥♥♥♥ up love, Jackson

LOVE IS TRASH ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NEED CASH

this upstanding member of the dota 2 community is a treat to play with, i hope he lives a long, healthy, and happy life

0 out of ten no map awareness

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you got any games on your phone

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Zoowee mama, nothing like relaxing after a hard day's work with a martini in one fist and boipucci wrapped around my other.

Hello, Papa Johns? Yeah, can I get a large pepperoni and sausage. Oh, what kind of crust do I want? Well, if you gotta know, I prefer 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚. That's right. Oh, you didn't hear me? I want it 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚. Yeah, you heard me right the first time. I'm a man's man. I work hard, I play hard. And that kind of lifestyle demands 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚. Tell me, Papa John, have you ever gone to war? War for your country? Do you not feel a lust deep down for the American flag? For your country? I went to Korea, twice. Two tours in the outback. I killed so many of them I can close my eyes and still hear their screams, but it was all worth it. I came so hard the night I came back, deep into the bowels of my loving wife. Oh, on the subject of my loving wife, who became extremely pregnant from my post-war ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, wanna know what type of woman she is? 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚. That's right. She takes up the whole room.

I'm so uncomfortable. When she swangs it in a circle, we have to move neighbourhoods. That's why I'm a first time caller. So give me that 'za, and make it saucy. So if I recieve you finest pizza and it isn't 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚, you can expect a visit from me and my rifle. That's right, I will kill you. You will be deceased if my pizza isn't 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚. So one last time, I want a large, pepperoni and sausage, with 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚 crust. I wasn't joking by the way. I will march down to your establishment with my musket and blow your head clean off if it ain't 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚. Get on your knees.

can u comment a horrible long coment on my profile?

+rep proven ford tough

Ok, this is ABSOLUTE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guy

let me tell you about this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guy

were playing cs, nothing special, were qeued together weve known each other for a a bit but we already exchanged pics so you could say we were close. were just playin, but were losin real bad like 7 to 8 @ the half. this sux becuase that was gonna be the game i would rank up to silver 4 so it was p high stakes. suddenly he msgs me on omegle saying that if i wanted him to, he could toggle his hacks course i dont believe him one bit becuase hacking is just a myth and a crutch used by the french scene and he didnt speak french so i figured he wouldnt know how to install it because his keyboard was english. anyway i jape him and say "Yes, toggle your hacks from off to on. I think it will give our team the extra boost we need to win this game of Counter-Strike." and whaddayaknow this kid actaully does it.

he buys an awp on pistol round and bhops out of mid, into ct spawn, off toxic, strafe in to sunshine, right into ivy, phoons off every single player in the game, and noscopes a ct kqly style. so im peeing my pants because who knows what would happen if i get caught hanging around this criminal. suddenly, i hear a banging form our chatroulette lobby (we cant afford teamspeak.) i hear "this is the police. open up and spread your cheeks." im shocked. as he gets dragged away by cops, i notice a plate of croissants on his desk, and realize his mouse is just a half eaten baguette. he even yelled "sacre blu!" as he was viciously beaten by the boys in blue (not envyus they cant beat anyone)

moral of the story is, dont trust a frenchman, this kid is a hacker, frenchman are hackers, this kid is a frenchman, trump 2016

bingo

i love you