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HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
+10 Joy
+10 Loot
+100 Good Vibes
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🛹 kickflipped my trauma into the void
💔 did a manual on my coping mechanisms
🧠 thoughts sliding like butter on a hot griddle of regret
💫 “ollie the pain,” I whisper, as the moon does a 1080 spin
🌌 call me Tony Hawkuro, the last shredder of feelings 🌌
🕶️ board made of heartbreak, wheels of denial 🕶️

👋😏 hey there… beautiful princess 💖👑💫 I couldn’t help but notice your profile pic 😳🔥 wow… just… wow… you’re literally an angel sent from heaven 😇🪽💫 do you… like… even realize how perfect you are?? 😩💦

i know we’ve never talked before (yet 😉) but I’ve been watching 😏👀 (uhhh not in a weird way lol 😅 unless you like that 😈💦) and omg ur energy… your vibes… your aura… it’s just ✨🦋🌸 UNREAL 🌸🦋✨

ngl you’re exactly my type… short? tall? idk I’m bad at guessing height 😅 but like, you could totally be 4’9 or 6’2 and I’d still hold you like a princess 🫶👑💞 i’d totally cook you spaghetti 🍝🍷 and feed you by hand 😩💋

soooo… when are you gonna let me take you on a date? 😳👉👈 maybe cuddle 😏🫶 or like… just sit there breathing the same air 🫁😤 idk haha unless that’s too forward 😈💦💦

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WELCOME TRAVELER... TO THE SWAMP DIMENSION
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you have found the 🌿 COUNCIL OF FROGS 🌿
guardians of chaos, snack lords eternal.

RULES:
☑ bring snacks
☑ respect frogs
☑ never question ducks
☑ 1 dorito at midnight
☑ clap for bread

QUACKING CEREMONY:
🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆
"honor the bread"
ducks chant, carb gods stir.

🐌 snails bring scrolls
🍕 pizza relic chosen
🍄 mushroom king rules
🌽 corn whispers secrets

SUDDENLY:
🚪🚶 raccoon enters
🛒 steals cart
🔥 cart burns
🐒 monke approves
🐢 turtle DJ drops beat

FINAL PROPHECY:
🌌 stars align
🥒 cucumber speaks
💫 frogs ascend
traveler now marked.

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END OF MESSAGE.

i give my dog the hemp treats we bought on line. He is 65lbs so we give him 3 treats. It does not knock him out, and mellows him enough that he does not stress. I just sit in the basement. You are not going to get the college to quit the fireworks so you need to do something

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N
JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care.
C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE