I cant stop humping my chair. I get home after a long day of work. Browse reddit, 4chan, youtube, etc. It gets me so rowdy and excited. The karma showing up on my page gives me a shock to the groin like no other. I buck my hips like a wild stallion. Ive spent more time on my chair than i ever have with a woman, and i think im falling in love? The soft leather gleaming with the sweat of my buttocks glistnes in the glow of my LED keyboard. I sit down, the creak of the used spine on my thick padded gaming chair sends a shiver down my spine. The sweat adds some friction and tension that i simply cannot resist! I hump and i hump and i hump i cant stop! I love my chair!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I too get RIGHTEOUS fury upon thinking about other men and their ♥♥♥♥♥. Their big, hard, throbbing, ♥♥♥♥♥. I dedicate 4 hours each day to imagining those ♥♥♥♥♥ just plowing men's anuses. God, I can't get the powerful, gripping image of it out of my head. Only a degenerate would ever be attracted to the sight of a hot, handsome man's perfect, strong, engorged penis. Not me, though. I, unlike all of you, do not find any pleasure in gazing at my fellow men's luscious, tight asses or at their tall, magnificent, erect ♥♥♥♥♥.

Oh ♥♥♥♥, I can feel some of that righteous fury building up inside of me. Hold on, I've got to look at some gay porn to get more... furious.

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Alright, only one glove tho.