Recent reviews by Evo

I dig it.

I've only just reached chapter 2, but I'm really enjoying it. Writing isn't going to win any awards, but it's serviceable so far and I'll admit that I'm invested in the story. I'll update this as I play through. Performance is great, no issues at all.

Very boring. FMV can be so much more.

Do you have a history of concussions? No? Then you probably will not enjoy this. Slop game for players with slop brains. Essentially perfect for Rick & Morty fans.

Playing this game is like being in an abusive relationship. I have never seen devs this clueless in my life. At this point, I am beginning to wonder if a disgruntled employee is purposefully trying to bring down Helldivers 2.

Absurdly woke. In the first 5 minutes, there was whinging about capitalism, complaints about an implied law & order president who built a border wall, and teenage girl urging you to vote for a brown woman before expressing hope that said DJT stand-in is assassinated. Very shortly after that, another teen girl talked about being disgusted by her privileged life before playing "Bella Ciao." This all occurred within 15 minutes or so. At that point I uninstalled. I really have to begin researching deeper before buying. Unfortunately I bought it from a keyshop, so I can't get a refund. It's too bad, because the concept is very interesting. It really is a shame that leftists have to shove their religion into literally everything they make, because they end up ruining unique games with it. Oh well. Game clearly wasn't meant for me, and the target audience seems pleased, so I suppose it was pretty successful. It could have been so much more,

EDIT: I am apparently a right-wing extremist. LMFAO.

I did not enjoy this video game. Yes, 20,000 people are wrong. This means YOU if you disagree. You are wrong.

I mean, it's not the greatest thing ever, but people are so weird about this DLC. Waaaaah, it's not free. It's a totally new game mode with totally new progression, a new map, a whole new enemy faction, and a new difficulty. I've enjoyed it. When you consider how many free content updates this game has had, it's not a big deal, especially since you can now get the entire package on sale for like $15. Compare how feature and content starved Darktide is compared to VT2. Now THAT'S a ripoff.

Newest update utterly destroyed everything. It is no longer the same game. Now you do fetch quests to unlock the ability to play the game.

You ruined everything. Undo this update, pretend it never happened. I am begging you.

Randy Pitchford is just the absolute worst.