My unusual is not for sale. Don't even ask.


When they called me the crazy one, they weren't kidding.

I'm a 30-something-year-old guy from southeast Texas. Most know me as Andreas Spitzer.

• ♂️ He/him or They/them pronouns
• 🐾 Furry/scalie
• 🗨️ Blunt, borderline abrasive at times.
• 🏎️ I play racing/driving games, mostly.
• 🕓 US-Central (GMT-6 or -5/DST)

I don't talk to my friends often, as I usually don't initiate conversations unless it's important or I need social interaction, so don't feel sad if I don't message you.

• I can read and speak English.
• Ich kann Deutsch leser (mit schwer). Ich kann Deutsch sprechen nichts. (Ich bin lernen!)

I can be found on...

• Mastodon [meow.social]
• Twitch [www.twitch.tv]
• Weasyl [www.weasyl.com]
• FurAffinity [www.furaffinity.net] (less active)
• Discord (EvilJackCarver#1423)
• Though I may have accounts on other sites, they're generally less reliable for contacting me.

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• I don't like random group invites.
• I don't like random commentary on a game I'm playing.
• I rarely go 'Online' on the friends interface.

If you leave a comment on my profile requiring a response, please leave your own profile's comments open so I can respond there. This way I know you'll be notified of my response, instead of me blindly hoping you pressed 'subscribe to thread'.


Case: Rosewill Rise Glow
PSU: EVGA 550GS
Mainboard: MSI B350 GAMING
CPU: AMD Ryzen 7 2700X
GPU: nVidia RTX 2060 Super
RAM: G.SKILL TridentZ RGB DDR4 32 GB (8GB × 4)
Primary disk: Western Digital Blue 2TB SSD
Secondary disk: Western Digital Blue 4TB HDD
LED fans: 5

Primary monitor: Acer G7 21,5" (54,6 cm) @ 1920×1080
Secondary monitor: ViewSonic VA2055SM 19,5" (49,5 cm) @ 1920×1080

Mouse: Corsair M85
Keyboard: Corsair K55 RGB
Headphones: Corsair HS80 Wireless
Microphone: Blue Yeti (on a boom arm)

Flight stick: Thrustmaster T-Flight HOTAS X
Steering wheel: Thrustmaster T150 with T3PA pedal set
VR HMD: HTC Vive (2017)

Preferred drink: RC Cola