Just to let everyone know, I do not bark. I have never barked in my entire life. Every day, I wake up and make meaningful contributions to society. I am a very mature and respectable person. I would never engage in such activities as barking, meowing, purring, or making any animal noises. I am a pure, chaste person who would never commit such a sin.Thank you. ummm, uhhh, guys I can't hold it in any more i-GRRRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARF BARK GRRRR WOOF SNARL HSSSS GRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRR HSSSS WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRRR HSSSSS BARK ARF GRRRR
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hey so like i think ur really nice and ur like super hot and we should like totally hang out and i think ur really cool and like i like you a lot and ur super cute and i think ur like really nice and like i like you a lot and since i like you i think we should talk some more and it would like make us like super close

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Hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha!
I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches.
We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;)
Sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far?
Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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