Hi Maus

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Hi mausekek

Omg du bist so cute

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killer player, fierce competitor, let's keep the pressure on our foes

Insane skills

Teamwork makes the dream work

Tactical genius!

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When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn’t stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.

10k hours in dota and still so bad... omg feeder

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HALLO WANN KOMMST DU MIR BESUCHEN?? ?

Hey there. I have visited your profile so I thought it would be very rude not to leave you a friendly comment so here I am being friendly and leaving you a nice comment because you are a good person and I like you.

Your aim is also very good and I aspire to be like you someday.

Have a very nice day.

Hey there. I have visited your profile so I thought it would be nice to just leave you a friendly comment to make your day a little bit brighter! Have a wonderful evening.

hello legend :p

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i luv u <3

~Süßmaus

I heard some hype about “Counter-Strike 2”. I downloaded the current “Counter-Strike”, so I can be prepared for the new release. What appealed to me most was the name.

I went head first and started my first game. I didn’t know much about it, except that I knew my mission: to Counter the Strike. I learned quickly that I was on a team of Counter-Terrorists who’s job was to prevent the Strike of the Terrorists. I told my team “I’ll be the guy that defuses the bomb”. I bought a Defuse Kit every single round, and waited for my chance to counter the strike.

On Round 15, I waited on the “A Site”, and after the Terrorists planted the bomb, my fellow Counter-Terrorists eliminated them and I had my opportunity: I entered the code to defuse the bomb and we won the round! That was the biggest adrenaline rush I’ve ever had in gaming. The announcer said “Bomb defused. Counter-terrorists win”! I did it! My team erupted and chanted, “YOU COUNTERED THE STRIKE”. That solidified my call to the duty, I was ready to counter any strike that came my way.

But what happened next left me appalled. All of the sudden I was one of the Terrorists!?!? Apparently I was expected to Strike now!? I was so confused. This is not what I signed up for. I was in a full-blown panic attack, I could barely make out the words to my team, but I was so certain of my purpose. I yelled, “THERES NO WAY IM STRIKING”. To my surprise, it went unanswered.

I decided to be the bigger man. I was not going to compromise. I thought maybe this was a test (it was not). I took my Glock and aimed it at my “fellow” Terrorists and shot them. I WAS SUSPENDED FROM THE GAME. Excuse me?????? I was COUNTERING the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STRIKE.

I don’t know what’s going on. I had to make sure I didn’t download “Strike” by mistake. Someone please help me understand

monday

garf

signed by me :) lets play

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i can't believe a shrimp fried this rice

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0/10 did not give sex

ahahaha his real name is Imare Tard

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Signed by me, lets play csgo

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Thank you Estier you're a beautiful person !

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Thank you Estier you're a beautiful person !

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