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8.0 hrs on record
Tentacle Porn Monster goes om nom nom and goes on Metroidvania quest towards revenge. Not a hard game compared to other similar games, but does not make it less appealing with its gory pixelated graphics (Think of the old Delphine titles, Flashback and OOTW) and decent puzzle-solving mechanics.
Posted 19 April. Last edited 19 April.
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7.2 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
Part Vampire Survivors, Part Arkanoid, Part Salamander/Life Force, Part Sim City. 4 completely unrelated games I just compared it to and it works. Challenging, Addictive, great replay value. An indie gem that kills time but not your wallet.
Posted 3 January. Last edited 3 January.
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40.5 hrs on record
+Open World Vast Gameplay
+Awesome Allies (You get to have a dog, a cougar, and a Bear to help you tear up people lol)
+Outrageous Weapons (An RPG that shoots shovels, really?)
+Arcade with Custom Maps (Love that someone made Goldeneye Maps)
+Story, while questionable at times, has funny references to offset

-Third Party Linking: This is not just a problem by UbiSoft either. You should not have to add a bunch of software from developers/publishers just to make the game functionable. I get buying from other stores, but buying certain games and bogging down your HD/SSD storages with linking software is ridiculous.

+/- Goofy AF AI. Sometimes funny, sometimes annoying when you are trying to toggle missions just for a bear or a wolf to come by to attack everyone and interrupt dialogue.

Overall, great game, better than FC4 imho, but could do without having to install other software just to play.
Posted 19 July, 2025. Last edited 19 July, 2025.
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60.0 hrs on record (14.5 hrs at review time)
Awesome game that turns basic Poker fundamentals into a challenging twist of strategic deck building. Fun and very challenging, and can be addictive as well.

BUT THE NEEDLE IS A SERIOUS ABOMINATION OF A BOSS BLIND THAT NEEDS TO BE BANISHED TO THE DEEPEST PIT OF THE DARKEST HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY.
Posted 14 January, 2025.
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23.0 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)
Pros:
Very fun simple (yet hard to master ) gameplay
Nice retro graphics.
A game where it is rewarding to level up and get better at instead of long grinds of boredom
Versatility - this game is on every platform including mobile devices so you can play anywhere
to kill time between tasks

Cons:
If you enjoy this like I do, you will be hooked to the point you will lose track of time, and then your job, then your family, then your house, then as you sit on some street sidewalk to collect change for the daily McDouble, you finally get to your desired ability and achieve 100%, someone sees what you are doing, takes your phone and the game with it, all hope is now gone. ;)
Posted 20 December, 2024.
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5.2 hrs on record
This game is brutal, both from a visual and interactive standpoint. Beat em Ups are usually violent in nature, but this one takes it up a notch with heaps of dead bodies and mutilation flooding every stage. That brutality is matched with enduring gameplay, with a pretty challenging difficulty. You can have bots and others play with you, it won't make anything easier. Between tough armored enemies, multiple waves of gun-toting thugs and rabid dogs tearing at you, expect a fair number of deaths. Only method of healing is drugs from dying enemies, which is highly discouraged when you progress towards the final moments of the game.

Despite its difficulty, it is a solid title that will entertain you for a few hours. If you like retro brawlers such as Streets of Rage and want gory action a la Mortal Kombat, you should find enjoyment with this game.
Posted 30 January, 2018.
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17.8 hrs on record (17.4 hrs at review time)
Very immersive open world hunting game.

I didn't have an attraction to these kinds of games. I seen the trailer and it looked interesting. Bought this for the Winter Sale special and I am hooked. I love the whole environment of this game. The mission-based gameplay, the realistic mechanisms (browsing various animal prints, droppings, calls, and areas of rest and indulgence), and the whole challenge of getting the ideal hunt are all crazy good. Graphics are amazing.

There are also negatives. I read another review about the lack of a trophy room. That probably would have been nice to have as a feature. Also, leveling up for more guns and items to help optimize your hunt is kinda ridiculous. I understand that it takes time and patience to get better guns but you shouldn't have to kill scores of deer just to get the money or experience to be able to better your chance to catch bigger game.




Pros
-Open World hunting
-realistic gameplay
-beautiful graphics
-not too easy of a game

Cons:
-No trophy room
-Prepare to grind or complete many missions just to get a better gun/scent/call to catch bigger game.


I prefer this title over the Cabela's series of games on consoles. I don't know if it is because of the ease of playing on PC or the overall feel of this game, but I love it for its minor flaws.
Posted 13 January, 2018.
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4.3 hrs on record
This game is not something you'll breeze through in a few hours. It requires a lot of thought as you are in tedious setting, checking documents and making sure everything is valid. Looking at every detail is a must if you want to do your job right, dealing with terrorist groups and people forging documents to get inside this dystopian land. It should not be fun but when you do play, and you get something wrong, you'll be driven by questions of why and how you let something pass through mistakingly.
Posted 7 July, 2017.
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3.4 hrs on record
Very relaxing game with beautiful graphics. It can be fully completed in about an hour but the sheer beauty of the aquatic wildlife might draw you in for more.
Posted 3 July, 2017.
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14.5 hrs on record
A very good Metroid-style game with tons of fun weapons and crazy storyline. I also love the music and I recommend buying the soundtrack as well.
Posted 19 February, 2017.
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