The year is 2057, CS2 is played by less than 100 people. NiKo and Falcons have finally won the BLAST Luton Major grand final in front of 9 people behind a Tesco, “I did it!” NiKo yells excitedly. The sound echoes through the empty parking lot. m0NESY and the fans left long ago...

pappa

Wanna play?

don't forget to add me!, +rep friendly player

always improving

AWP killer

Deagle god

always a pleasure to play with

yoo added

Master of the game

master of strategy

precise AWP shots

+rep pretty good player

goat :3

+rep sniper extraordinaire〃°ω°〃

^_^

Next match, our victory awaits.

Let's hit some CS!

Hello my name is Jimmy, I am a construction worker at Vertigo. Recently I was doing my inspection but random people have been shooting my construction materials and detonating C4. In the process I lost all my workers and I am struggling financially, please help me rebuild Vertigo.

legend its u?

WHY YOU DOINGGG THISS!?!??3r#@!Q

Signed by me, lets play csgo

CSGO inter don't play with him

gogo

Gay boy blocking so his girlfriend doesnt see me (his bf) when she plays

let's go play?

i cant understand why you play with that guy, elo is not everything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgP4_Uwx6Yw

+rep

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🌟 +REPUTATION SIR<333!🌟

𝓕𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓵𝔂 𝓰𝓾𝔂=)
𝓦𝓮 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓫𝓮 𝓯𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓼 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓯𝓾𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝓰𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼^_^


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🌟 +REPUTATION SIR<333!🌟

𝓕𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓵𝔂 𝓰𝓾𝔂=)
𝓦𝓮 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓫𝓮 𝓯𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓼 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓯𝓾𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝓰𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼^_^


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Footage from Undefineds stream: https://www.twitch.tv/mussen95/clip/InexpensiveResourcefulWormCurseLit?filter=clips&range=all&sort=time

https://www.twitch.tv/imcatjam

Watch your asses out there

ALERT!!! ALERT!!! This account is linked to a GAY person. ALERT!!! ALERT!!!

hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat

hey, i cant send you friend request, so can you add me please? its urgent

boosted kid getting carried ♥♥♥

hi, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why

add me, can you?

+rep, added to play !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH5g0dHeko4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBhVFy__nxQ

<20:21:31> Trying to connect to server on 46.420.69.137
<20:21:37> Failed to connect to server

it is THE team

add me for a quick talk, i have an offer, i couldnt add you for some reason...

adwawdawdawdawd

Yo man, I know that you've already received other messages about joining the team, but we'd really like to have you among us... We're willing to pay weekly if you take part in some tournaments and leagues with us. We can pay $200-250 per week + prize pool split in case you take part in tournaments with us. If you're interested - add our team leader https://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/id/poppy__one

gf is prego

we like to get kinky anyways

one night things get particularly saucy

i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights

wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period

i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering

ohshitohshitohshitohshit

i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital

she's still bleeding everywhere

by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent

oh ♥♥♥♥, she looks like she's in a vegetative state

storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything

he takes one look at ther and says

"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"

"WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ NOT???"

"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"

Hey bro, I've played cs against you recently and I'd like to invite you in our team. Here's my main account, add me please https://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/id/poppy_origen . We're planning to compete in some tourney, I think we have good chances with you especially :)