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Ich bin einer der geilsten deutschsprachigen Porno-Synchronsprecher hierzulande und verbringe viel Zeit mit der Masturbation, da ich mich im aktiven Training für CS2und League of Legends befinde.

Masturbation
Ich zitiere kurz Wikipedia um auch euch kleinen Silver-Bobs von CS2 abzuholen.

"Unter Masturbation wird eine – überwiegend manuelle – Stimulation der eigenen Geschlechtsorgane verstanden, die in der Regel zum O.rgasmus führt. Dabei können auch verschiedene Hilfsmittel zum Einsatz kommen." - Wikipedia

Ich habe nun mein Geheimniss preisgegeben und es wurde ein weiteres Kapitel von Galileo Mystery abgeschlossen. Das ist mein Geschenk an die Welt, die ich irgendwann verlassen werde. Jedoch trauert mir nicht hinter. Mein Skill wird vergehen, mein Spirit jedoch bleibt.

Ihr Erhabener Landlord, STAF :Eagle_hoi:
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158 Hours played
✅ Just press a bunch of buttons
🔲 Easy
🔲 Significant brain usage
🔲 Easy to learn / Hard to master
🔲 Difficult
🔲 Dark Souls

GRAPHICS

🔲 MS-DOS
🔲 Awful
🔲 Bad
✅ Will do
🔲 Good (Nothing special)
🔲 Beautiful
🔲 Masterpiece

AUDIO

🔲 Bad
🔲 Not too bad
🔲 Decent
🔲 Good
✅ Beautiful
🔲 Masterpiece

GAMEPLAY

✅ Bad
🔲 Okay
🔲 Nothing special
🔲 Good
🔲 Very good
🔲 Try not to get addicted

AUDIENCE

🔲 Kids
✅ Teens
🔲 Adults
🔲 Everyone

STORY
🔲 None/Not important in this game
✅ Bad
🔲 Average
🔲 Good
🔲 Lovely
🔲 One of the best i've had the pleasure of playing

PRICE

🔲 Free
🔲 Cheap
🔲 Acceptable price
🔲 Bit too much price
🔲 Overpriced
✅ Waste of money


GRIND

✅ Nothing
🔲 Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
🔲Average grinding
🔲 Too much grind
🔲 Insanity

LENGTH

🔲 Too short (0 - 4 hours)
🔲 Short (4 - 10 hours)
🔲 Average (10-30 hours)
🔲 Long (30-50 hours) (if you go for everything in the game)
🔲 Extremely long (50-100+ hours)
✅ No ending

REPLAYABILITY

🔲 It's a one-time experience
🔲 Only for achievements
✅ If you wait a few months/years
🔲 Definitely

PC REQUIREMENTS-
🔲 Check if you can run paint
✅ Potato
🔲 Decent
🔲 Fast
🔲 Rich boi
🔲 Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

BUGS -

🔲 Never heard of
🔲 Minor bugs
🔲 Can get annoying
✅ Tons of bugs

WORTH BUYING -

✅ No
🔲 Wait for sale
🔲 Yes.
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24 Jan @ 3:58pm 
m0nsterr :csgogun: :csgo_headshot:
21 Jan @ 4:22pm 
+Rep Lets make Germany great again! I dont mind speaking it!
6 Jan @ 2:03pm 
so bad for lvl 10 :DDDDDD
14 Nov, 2025 @ 1:26am 
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28 Oct, 2025 @ 9:33am 
-rep bot cheater
1 Sep, 2025 @ 8:57am 
У чела самая жирная мать на свете:steambored: