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ㅤ* My neighbor asked if he could use my lawnmower. I told him of course he could, as long as he didn't take it out of my yard.
ㅤ* A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. "Have you any last requests?" asked the prison guard.
"Yes", replied the murderer. "Will you hold my hand?"
ㅤ* How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.
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