+ rep, good and fast.

Where to begin? I hate my giant ♥♥♥♥. I haven't always hated it, mind you, just for the last, oh, 17 years or so.

I loved my ♥♥♥♥ when I was 13 and had a nice 7 inch tool. I'd put it through its paces regularly and just couldn't wait to share it with some of my female classmates. At 14 I was starting to get just a little concerned as I then had a 9 inch member. It was great, but I was hoping for no further growth. No such luck. By the time I was 16 or 17, the growth finally ended. Unfortunately, not before I had reached my freakish proportions.

It's 12 inches long. It's about as big around as one of those tall cans of Coors Light (horrible beer, by the way). It doesn’t help that I’m a shower, not a grower. When flaccid it’s still 9 inches. In high school I picked up nicknames like cackyderm (creative), kickstand, and the plunger.

Have a lovely weekend

Nice to meet ya:3

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