Salutations, young whippersnappers! 👋 I'm your friendly neighborhood gamer, aged 39, rocking counter-strike since I was a mere 12-year-old. Since the golden era of 1999. That’s right, I’ve been in the cs scene for about 24-25 years.

I mostly roll with my geriatric gang a bunch of awesome 37+ year-olds who've been my gaming comrades since our voices broke and walnuts dropped. We're basically a band of merry fresh fellows who confuse right for left – thanks to decades of gaming.

If you sneak up on me, chances are I’ll spin in the opposite direction. So, if you're getting schooled by us, just remember, you're losing to a bunch of old-timers who might be your dad's age, but still know how to pull off a wicked headshot.

If you're getting outplayed by this ancient crew, just remember, we've been in the Counter-Strike game since before you were a twinkle in your parents' eyes. So, next time you're dumbfounded by how a bunch of digital dinosaurs who should be in bed by 9 PM are dominating the game, just know we've been fragging since the days of dial-up internet.

Don't be too hard on yourself; getting schooled by your gaming grandpas is all part of the circle of life. GG, kiddos, and respect your elders