Treat me like I'm Pandora's Box the way my brain is built.
Talk about awful cable management.
Wait who are you?
Your mother!
♥♥♥♥ you bro.
You wish
Now lets not go that far, I wouldn't touch you even if you promised me the ability to search parallel timelines in which an author completed a fanfiction that was previously unfinished.
That was... oddly specific.
Well what do you want, huh?
Probably games, unlimited games, but no games.
What? Are you insane?
No, but you likely are considering this whole conversation was written at 3:42 am on a Thursday night, 15 minutes wasted spent brainstorming for this stupid ass bit. Dumbass.
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Not cool man.