You ever seen a frog flirt in voice chat? This one does. Kermit’s gay and still better than you. 🐸❤️

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babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.

"OH. MY. GOSH. KERMIT!!! 💚🐸 You are the most amazing frog EVER!! 😭💖 Every time I see your cute little face, my heart just EXPLODES with love 💥💚. I can't even BEGIN to explain how much I adore you, Kermit. 😳💞 You're the KING of my heart and my soul is literally dancing every time you speak. 🕺💚 You're not just a frog, you're a LEGEND. The way you croak just makes me MELT. 🐸💘

You are my one and only KERMIT 🥺💚, and NOTHING will ever compare to the joy I feel when I think of you. If I could give you a thousand roses, I would! 🌹🌹🌹 BUT I’d rather just give you all my love and affection FOREVER. 💚💫 You're my EVERYTHING, Kermit. 😻💖 LET'S HOP THROUGH LIFE TOGETHER FOREVER!!! 💚🐸✨ #KERMITLOVE"

KERMIT-KUN 🐸💚 Bro, your gaming skills are so ribbit-ing that even Miss Piggy would simp 😩🔥. If I had a nickel for every time you clutched, I'd be swimming in a pond of pure gold 💰✨. Pls carry me, my amphibian FPS overlord 🙏🎮.