"I should be leader of a cult." -@eke 2017

''Get a sandwich, butter the sandwich. Throw it in someone's face and ask ''Where the ♥♥♥♥ is my dinner?'' - @eke 2018 (Quoted by Kevinslice)

"I hope your ship sinks" Updated "if it doesnt sink on its own I will make it" -@sanamaria (Queen ♥♥♥♥) 2018

"Dude you are the filthiest pedo I have ever met" -@torq 2k18

"Imagine if men, instead of peeing we just came all the time, we wouldnt need to orgasm!" -@tautis 2k18

"Docking is the best bit of a trip." - @eke 2k18

''Oh, I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hilarious'' - eke 2018 (Quoted by Kevinslice)

''Are you really adding your own joke to your own quote wall, Eke?'' - ''Exactly!'' -eke 2018 (Quoted by Kevinslice)

"My eyebrow hurts" - Sana 2021

"You will always be loved and missed by me and Haisy Sana, Sleep tight <3 02/09/1992 - 05/01/2022" eke 28/02/2022

“Beware the lazer terrorists on the Thames” cpt Zak 2k22

“I don’t like that cat it looks like a cow, I feel like it might moo at me” Ria 2k23

“If I had a cat I wouldn’t raise it to be a slut, like you guys have” Arthy 2k24