Recent reviews by egggplant

its alright

Best platformer game I've ever played! The graphics are fantastic and the animations were so flowing that I couldn't tell the difference between this game and the world around me. The gameplay was utterly astounding. Throught over 5 fantastic levels, you control your hipster lumberjack character. You must avoid hazards and get to the exit without getting hurt! I might even go as far to say as this game would help people train to become doctors, medics, or World Wart II fighters. I would give this game 11/10 if I could. It is both chanlenging and entertaining! Endless fun.

best five minutes of my life

boring

Not a lawn mowing application.

Hm.

lel ♥♥♥♥♥♥