why do you support running over children? Please stop messaging me about your weird ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up fantasizes thanks

wanna date

:)

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(☆*✦✦ Merry Christmas & A Happy 2019 ✦✦ *☆ )

wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

Bro there's literally no negative side effects to weed, it just costs half my paycheck, destroys my memory, attention span, and motivation, and gives me chronic anxiety. it's impossible to get addicted Bro it's a natural plant that we bred to be 100x stronger.

you're probably smoking sus-♥♥♥♥ if weed doesn't make you calm Bro gotta get india not saliva. the real drug is coffee man you should watch Joe Rogan. alcohol is poison anyways im gonna go take dabs and drive around.

If my girl👧😍 and my beyblades💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️you can catch me letting it rip😤 at my girls funeral😅👻💀 cause it's bey blade or catch a fade my ♥♥♥♥♥🙏👊😠💯😭

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~

HAPPY 😜🤗 ST PATDICKS 🍀🍆🍺 DAY YOU HORNY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😜💦 SHAMROCK 🍀 SHAKE DAT♥♥♥♥♥FOR PAPI👏🏼👅🍑 DONT DRINK THAT BEER 😳🙅🏻🍺 DRINK DADDY'S LUCKY CUMMIES👅💦😋 RIDE THE RAINBOW 🌈🏃🏽 LIKE YOU'D RIDE THIS♥♥♥♥♥♥🍆🍑😳 AND LAND 🛬 NEXT TO THIS YEAR'S 📅 POT OF GOLD 💪🏼💰WHICH IS A BIG BLACK♥♥♥♥♥♥😜🍆 BUT IT WONT BE YOURS; YOU'LL BE OUT OF LUCK 😳❌ IF YOU DON'T SHARE THIS WITH 10 OTHER ZADDIES 😤😩 WHO WOULD WANT THEIR POCKET DOWNSTAIRS 😉😏👇🏼🍑 FILLED 💦👀

Dude why you go offline ? We had this deep conversation.. I gave you the most precious gift a man could.. I know you are a bit confused about me finding it out. Your sexuality... And i am even more confused about that, but i don't care anymore. I love to be your bro and if this means to make you happy THIS way, i will totally do it.

ʜᴇʟʟᴏ, ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ ᴋᴏʀᴇᴀɴ ɢɪʀʟ (>‿◠)✌ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴅᴀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ɢɪɢɢʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ʜᴏᴡ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴛ ɢᴀᴍᴇs ♡‿‿♡ ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴍᴇ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ

GONG XI ♥♥♥♥ CAI 😩‼ IT'S THE YEAR OF THE PIG 🐖💦💦💦💦. You know what that means you qipao ♥♥♥♥♥ 👘👀 Its time to show AHGONG👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊🍊😜😜😜 And get some THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗💰🈵‼Get your love letters 💕💕 ready for some of your 大哥's BIG 肉干 🍖🥓🥓🍗🍗nd text your closest COCKcubines 📱📱💃💃 to come visiting 🏡💦🏡💦🏡💦 Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS ♥♥♥♥♥ 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼‼‼ If you get 0⃣-3⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get 4⃣-7⃣ of these back ur 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 If you get more than 8⃣ back your flat chinese♥♥♥♥♥😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨♨🈵🈵‼

We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you :wink: sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx

Shut up ♥♥♥♥

u r cute

yes

i like u u r cool u want to date?

Hi, I am a virgin. Thanks for reading. As of seven days ago I have gone on strike as I don't have a gf and have given up jackin it to PROVE how serious I am about wanting a gf. Reasons I deserve a gf: I am smart, I know a lot about anime and video-games. I'm really handsome and fit, I don't eat junkfood and I take care of myself/get a good night's sleep at night. I am rich because the government pays me money for being autistic (this is why I have trouble getting a girlfriend). I also do not watch porn or do drugs. I will only jack it to pics of you, or thoughts of you. Though I would prefer if we had sex. However, as I am an Eastern Orthodox Catholic I would rather have sex only to have babies, which is what God intended sex for. So I hope you undesrtand and are ready to be a mommy and have a big family.

♥♥♥♥ you

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i always keep em clean, bud

did you clean them?

please clean my toenails

i'll buy you a teapot as long as you feed my iguana

WOOOOOOOOOOOO

cool

thx 4 bein my platonic bath bud

thx for the number

did u give him ur number yet

give him ur number bro, he's cool i promise

ur really cool can i have ur number

:(

still miss u

miss u

haha ur gay

10/10 would meme with granola

very nice friend good at public speaking would eat granola with

aye

bloops o3o

pretty decent human (kinda stinky though)

learn to spell nerd

jk love you b

ariana ♥♥♥♥ off

that's not even your bunny smh

blooooooobs

you lob that blob of law bob!

"You can't still grow, shortie" - John

meowwww