Recent reviews by eeeric

installed as i'm playing _everything_ on my unplayed list. garbage ipad game.

EnsenaSoft shovelware. Just garbage like every other one of theirs I've played.

Holy Heck, is this a terrible "game". I got it in a recent bundle for a buck, but even free it wouldn't be worth it. Even if you paid me to play it, it would have to be a significant amount of money for me to consider.

Where to start...

1. Its all in russian. You can 'change' the language to english if you randomly click buttons, but that only changes a few of the words/buttons to english. The rest remain russian.
   
2. Gameplay is nonexistent. You point and click your tank at another tank. both tanks hit each other. One will randomly die first. Time runs out. The end.
   
3. How did this make it onto steam? Please, for the love of all that is holy, kill this monstrosity.

Holy crap, is this game bad. It's a horrible port of a horrible mobile game, and I use the word 'port' very, very loosely. If you really want to subject yourself to this disaster, grab the free mobile version:

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.kitstupid.lemurzin&hl=en

and then smack yourself with your phone for doing so.

Pros: There are trading cards...?
Cons: Selling the trading cards will give money to the 'developers' of this pile of steaming garbage.
Other Cons: Everything else.

Interesting concept, tons of creativity here, but it just felt too short. Considering I got it in a bundle and probably paid 25 cents for it, I'll give it a pass on the length. I would've like to see the story fleshed out a bit more, but overall worth a play-through.

don't waste your time even reading this review.. it's garbage. Horrible console port that couldn't have been any good on console either.

Lots of bad reviews for this game.. not sure why - maybe it was for previous versions? Anyway, for me, it was worth the small price of admission. Using a controller was key, and with that, the control went well. The graphics aren't anything much, but they fit the simplicity of the game well.

There is some frustation as it is a dying simulator game, but it wasn't horrendous, and the ability to regen the level you are on is nice to ease some of that frustration.
It is very short, and repetive though, so if you know you don't like those kind of games, pass this one by.

Overall its worth the buck or so it costs (sale, bundle, whatever).. 3 bucks is a bit on the high side, but for a couple of hours of fun, not outrageous.

I'm going to have to give this game a 'not recommended.' It has a ton of potential, and as is, could be fun, but it appears to be DOA on the PC.

No updates in 8 months for an Early Access game is not acceptable, especially considering the numerous promises from the Devs (June! er.. July!...er.. Oct... I mean Dec!... ... ... <crickets>)

To all those who are unable to get this game to run, consider yourselves extremely lucky! As is typical of most low-budget 'sims' these days, this game is absolutely unplayable, with no clipping, weird movements, no easily understood goals. It's utter junk.

Wow, I consider myself to have a high pain threshold when it comes to bad games, but this dreck is completely unplayable. Horrible design, horrible art, horrible game play, horrible value, even if it was free. I tried hard for 8 minutes to play it, I really did, but in the end decided an unnecessary root canal would be time better spent.

I left it open in the background to get the cards, and after that it will be deleted forever, stuck in my new "absolute garbage" category I created just for this abomination.