Fortunate is he for whom the belle toils.
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Life is cheap, but the accessories can kill you.
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alimony, n:
Having an ex you can bank on.
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I'll give you a definite maybe. -Samuel Goldwyn
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There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good
sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen
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T-shirt of the Day:
Head for the Mountains
-- courtesy Anheuser-Busch beer

Followup T-shirt of the Day (on the same scenic background):
If you liked the mountains, head for the Busch!
-- courtesy someone else
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It is more rational to sacrifice one life than six.
-- Spock, "The Galileo Seven", stardate 2822.3
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