motherf.ucker cheater

+rep talented player

Impressive skills

Hemorrhoid


) noun: A swollen varicose vein in or around the anus, rectum or sigmoid colon;

2) adjective: A person who's both useless, and a major pain in the ass, in the most obnoxious of ways.
They fall beneath the level of "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥," because an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ has some function, at least.

A hemorrhoid just gets in the way of your life and causes pain for no reason.

1) I can't sit at all due to this golf-ball of a hemorrhoid in my ass.

2) Jeff is just a total hemorrhoid, that useless ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

hi, can your team captain on esea accept my steam invite please? or atleast write in game chat room if you can play a different time than wednesday.