evan
Evan
United States
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last played on 19 Jan
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last played on 15 Jan
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last played on 8 Jan
Bamshee 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:32pm 
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended
boxy † 8 Apr, 2022 @ 2:17pm 
nice crutch bro
Chaos 17 Jan, 2022 @ 3:25pm 
Dude is using some obvious wallhacks and still can't even go positive in IB. Top tier ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Thanks for the entertainment. Legit slides around a corner trying to wallhack people with his little fusion rifle and then runs away like a little ♥♥♥♥♥ if he misses. Real skill my guy.
Dragonbluefire 10 Dec, 2021 @ 2:37pm 
Nice hacks lol
IZeroTwoI 4 Dec, 2021 @ 10:40pm 
L
i'm washed 31 Jul, 2021 @ 7:52pm 
stasis legit carries you get some gun skill