Paranoia doesn't mean the whole world isn't out to get you.
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In vino veritas.
[In wine there is truth.]
-- Pliny
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Lois: [talking to Chris] We'll continue this discussion tonight, young man. A woman is not an object.
Peter: She's right, son. Listen to what it says.
Lois: Peter!
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Homer: We always have one good kid and one lousy kid. Why can't both
our kids be good?

Marge: We have three kids, Homer.

Separate Vacations
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Nanny Ogg quite liked cooking, provided there were other people around to
do things like chop up the vegetables and wash the dishes afterwards.
-- Home Pragmatics
(Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad)
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On-line, adj.:
The idea that a human being should always be accessible to a computer.
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What nonsense people talk about happy marriages! A man can be happy with
any woman so long as he doesn't love her.
-- Oscar Wilde
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+rep VAC bad haxor

Sik kunt!

I didn't even play with you nerd, I was just going through my friends friends.

LMAO Mad because bad Grizzly?

"turning 14 this year" well no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥, you get a year older every year.

-rep bad

Dis kid's a Beast!1!