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1 person found this review helpful
66.7 hrs on record
Classic platform fun. I love it.
Posted 13 December, 2022.
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3.4 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
It's been 15 years since I played the original Portal. I forgot how much fun it was. Definitely recommend you get yourself a copy of it and play through to the end. The comments from the robot guiding you through the game are hilarious.
Posted 9 December, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
3.0 hrs on record
If you love destroying stuff then this game is for you :) Make sure you have decent hardware to run it though, a lot of physics.
Posted 24 November, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
303.5 hrs on record (63.2 hrs at review time)
I am a 82 year old father, probably one of the oldest people playing. I am a single father to my son, who is now 49. My son recently started playing and in less than a week, he had already played for over 20 hours. This was terrible for me because it was already hard enough for me to spend time with my son, as he is always out with his friends or just watching videos on Youtube. So I decided to make a Steam account and get this game to see if I could maybe play alongside him. I loaded into the game and started playing but I was stuck on what you where supposed to do. I asked my son for help, and together we spent hours playing . I loved it as it was the best time I had spent with my son since my wife had died. Steam has ever since brought me and my son closer again, and now we actually spend time together outside the house as well. reminded me that there's fun to be had in everything, and it has brought both my son and I many happy memories.
Posted 29 October, 2022. Last edited 6 November, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
54.4 hrs on record (54.3 hrs at review time)
This game is so much fun, different every time you play and extremely challenging. Being a retro game lover, this game is right up my alley..
Posted 30 September, 2022.
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475 people found this review helpful
95 people found this review funny
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1,095.6 hrs on record (1,095.5 hrs at review time)
I am a 82 year old father, probably one of the oldest people playing. I am a single father to my son, who is now 49. My son recently started playing and in less than a week, he had already played for over 20 hours. This was terrible for me because it was already hard enough for me to spend time with my son, as he is always out with his friends or just watching videos on Youtube. So I decided to make a Steam account and get this game to see if I could maybe play alongside him. I loaded into the game and started playing but I was stuck on what you where supposed to do. I asked my son for help, and together we spent hours playing . I loved it as it was the best time I had spent with my son since my wife had died. Steam has ever since brought me and my son closer again, and now we actually spend time together outside the house as well. reminded me that there's fun to be had in everything, and it has brought both my son and I many happy memories.
Posted 25 September, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
6.0 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
Even though I set it to play with only other PC players, I'm still plagued with auto aiming controller players. We need a way to disable controller players in the options.
Posted 25 September, 2022.
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2.0 hrs on record
Meh. Not impressed at all really. Wheres the real war games. Uninstalled already, no fun, I don't want futuristic BS, I want recreated real war situations.
Posted 4 December, 2015.
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19.8 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
Pure gaming perfection. This is what gaming should be. Love indie/pixel games, cant get enough of them, and this is an absolute blast.

Have a go bro.
Posted 22 October, 2015.
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28.4 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
Great game, brilliant fun, sometimes frustrating but hey, who wants to just breeze through a game without dying multiple times right? The randomized generation of dungeons is great. If you like Binding of Isaac or other such games where you get to do a single run and see how far you can get, this is for you.

I urge anyone with a few spare bucks to buy this game and give it a good go, don't be turned off at first by the difficulty, you will get more items as you play which stay with your character each time you attempt a run.

Great soundtracks, great beat, buy it! You wont be disappointed!!
Posted 6 October, 2015. Last edited 6 October, 2015.
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