Good Evening Twitter, this is your boy EatDat♥♥♥♥♥445, and about like 30-45 minutes ago, I beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of my ♥♥♥♥ so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my ♥♥♥♥ has also went totally numb, to the point that it feels ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weird when I go and take a piss.

Girl: Am I pretty?
Boy:No
Girl: Do u even want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize she/he loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have back luck in relationships for the next 10 yearsLike

my dad grounded me from my gamecube one time because i said suck my ass bitchboy when he asked me to do the dishes so i stole his phone and took a bunch of pictures of my ♥♥♥♥ and emailed them to all his coworkers with a followup email that said 'oh no my sexy ass son must have taken my phone again haha sorry fellas' and not an hour later the cops showed up to my house and batista bombed my dad through the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ couch and took his ass away for diddling my penis
moral of the story is if youre reading this dad im coming for you when they release you from prison in 2022 nobody takes my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gamecube away

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March 7, 2015.

Our Major Gaming League PRO MLG team has fallen. Why has this happened? I don't know. Who knows.. What I do know is that we lacked ambition. We lacked skill. We lacked common sense, but most importantly we lacked in swag.

Ah yes, swag... one of the greatest most wondrous things of all. For centuries we've searched through land, sea and sky for a $W4GL0RD420 master to teach us his ways.. we didn't even know that he was standing right before us, as if he's a black man in a dark room.

You were that black man. Unfortunately like blind people we never saw you smiling. Never noticed your $$$WAG... now we are ded.

RIP in pepperoni our pro MLG gaming professional team of 12 year olds.

Oh get rekt

Hey due to a miscalculation of calculating the right calculation through our calculating calculators on calulation.com , we have come to the realization that you have truly not realized through your real eyes that your nonfiction power really lies in your hallow muscular organ which pumps blood.

Hey because of this we will be kicking you out of our pro MLG gamer professional league because you have not realized your true potential which we've realized from a calculation from our calculator really lies in your heart of gold. That is why we will be kicking you out before you can join.

Hey I was looking for a pro MLG gamer professional to play games in my pro MLG gaming professional team for playing video games which goes by the name Professional MLG gamer pros. I think you are a perfect candidtate.