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Mayo, Ireland
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adjusts lens zoom...focus...zoom...focus...
Meanwhile his teammates are fighting for their lives and Unity is saying, "hold on guys, the lighting on B site is perfect."
Enemy peeks? CLICK. Nice photo. Smoke fades? CLICK. Great composition. Teammate dies? CLICK. Cinematic storytelling.
His teammates scream "SHOOT HIM!", but Unity gives important comms like that the "depth of field isn't right."
Unity's HLTV stats after a match: Rating = 0.82. Kills = 4. Deaths = 19. Photos taken = 56!
Unity isn't missing his shots, he is adjusting the focus. Unity didn't forget to shoot, he is just waiting to take the perfect picture.