Recent reviews by Dunkle_Nertz

I watched my friend die horribly to a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up claymation looking dog creature from my deepest nightmares. He dared to challenge a malevolent God and attempted to retrieve the corpse of a friend. His bloodcurdling screams of terror and pleas of help will haunt me for the rest of my life. My survivor's guilt is crippling.

10 out of 10

My buddy got everyone in the Discord this as a joke gift and let me tell you, having the achievement for viewing the whole gallery is like a badge of honor, and getting to the very end was completely worth it. Funniest ♥♥♥♥ I've ever seen.10/10; 100/100

This game is pretty fun.
I assume.
I've never played it.

No

I don't understand why this game has mostly negative reviews. The game is exactly as advertised: Hide and Seek. Getting a game together with your friends can be a little wonky but if you use something like Hamachi then it's really not that bad. My cousin and I had less trouble getting in a server together in this game then we've had in major AAA titles, including Valve's games. For something completely free that was obviously just a "for fun" project for the dev, you really have nothing that you can complain about without looking like a pretentious ass. The game didn't really bug out a whole lot, and anything that did go wrong was easily fixed with a quick restart of the game. There's a LOT of worse, less functional garbage on Steam, most of which you have to ♥♥♥♥♥♥' pay for. Download this game for a good time with your friends, and I hope the dev revisits this and fleshes it out even more. I really do love this.

*Edit 9/21/2020*
From the dev's site, just to make you guys feel like even bigger ♥♥♥♥♥: "Hide and Seek. With absolutely no game development experience, I started a huge undertaking – a 3d multiplayer first person game on June 1 2015. It took over 24 months, 2 engines, and 3000 hours of development and testing."
This is some good ♥♥♥♥ to have come from a single person with zero experience, and if you can't see that then something is seriously wrong with you.