gets skibidi in blender CLEARLY, used to be decent at CS. Hands up, gimme all ur cases

Red sus. Red suus. I said red, sus, hahahahaha. Why arent you laughing? I just made a reference to the popular video game "Among Us"! How can you not laugh at it? Emergency meeting! Guys, this here guy doesnt laugh at my funny Among Us memes! Lets beat him to death! Dead body reported! Skip! Skip! Vote blue! Blue was not an impostor. Among us in a nutshell hahaha. What?! You Are still not laughing your ass off? I made SEVERAL funny references to Among Us and YOU STILL ARENT LAUGHING??!!! Bruh. Ya hear that? Wo00000osh. Whats woooosh? Oh, nothing. Just the sound of a joke flying over your head. Whats that? You think im annoying? Kinda sus, bro. Hahahaha! Anyway, yea, gotta go do tasks. Hahahaha!

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons.

I used to roll half a bottle of laxative pills into a Crunch wrap supreme and then leave cow pies on peoples door mats. People in my town installed porch cameras to catch the "Phantom S hitter" they said it couldn't possibly be one man, the hits were too frequent and too large. It had to be a whole gang of city punks coordinating and making planned precision strikes. I felt like a god among lesser beings in my town. Every time i was at the local diner and i overheard someone screaming about the black slop they found on their porch i felt powerful and unstoppable. I became too arrogant, started striking during the day. That's when they caught me and strung me up in the streets and hit me with rocks. I barely escaped with my life and i had to leave town. Now after all these years, I'm in a new town and I behave well enough. But I've got this nagging feeling, the urge is back, and I'm starting to think that my new town is about to experience a storm

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the guy below me is gay

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lemme ♥♥♥♥ yo ass

i crave chocky milf

nice

begone bot

Begone Fiend

have a nice weekend!

i only accept bread

Some kid made an eye of the tiger parody based on minecraft.

Creepers got the invi uh-
Steevie got the diamonds uh-
In the mineshaft uh-
chest it holds 27
....
I'm on some robbin' creeper stuff
take a creepers ore
mine diamonds in my cart
count my diamonds in the cart
I hit em' with my sword
let the blade hit,
shout out
but I mine a stevie's ores

Creepers got the invi uh-
Steevie got the diamonds uh-
In the mineshaft uh-
chest it holds 27
....
I'm on some robbin' creeper stuff
take a creepers ore
mine diamonds in my cart
count my diamonds in the cart
I hit em' with my sword
let the blade hit,
shout out
but I mine a stevie's ores

Have a nice weekend!

Danny Devito is the single most attractive man I have ever laid my eyes on. I saw this meme about a year ago which involved Danny picking up a condom and saying it's for his magnum dong. It touched me spiritually. Since that moment, my life has never been truly the same. Sure, I still do lawn bowls on the weekends. I still attend work. But every second I spend away from Danny Devito, is another second I could be spending WITH Danny Devito. I tell my coworkers that the reason I run off to the toilets every 20 minutes is because I have a bad case of diarrhoea, but in reality I'm browsing for pictures of my chunky M&M to furiously masturbate to. I regret nothing, and don't plan on stopping anytime soon.

So 😇😎🤠 Back in 🙃😔 Highschool 🍿🥄 I got the worst 😂😂 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Grades 🍑 ever. 💯💯 But when 📺😔 I watched 🍆🍆 Rick and Morty Season 3 🍿 Episode 5 💲💲🌈 I immediately got an 💳✉️✉️📧 Email from 📬🛋📦 Elon Musk to work 😎 at 👍👍 SpaceX as 👉👉 a Rocket 🚀 👨‍🔬 scientist. 👨‍🔬🛋📦 What 🛏📭 a 📷🗜 Miracle. 💯💯💯💯

Creepers got the invi uh-
Steevie got the diamonds uh-
In the mineshaft uh-
chest it holds 27
....
I'm on some robbin' creeper stuff
take a creepers ore
mine diamonds in my cart
count my diamonds in the cart
I hit em' with my sword
let the blade hit,
shout out
but I mine a stevie's ores

Every day is day closer to the sweet release of death.

i! Few things to start off with =]
1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical gamer. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen. =D

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Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv (plz don't reject me !!)

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons.

Hi I'm 13 and I just started watching Rick and Morty and I can tell you for a fact it's my favorite show!!. Lik the one time Ricky said said there's probably like no good !!!! i was agreeing so much I'am smarter then you're average fidget spinner teen at middle school to even though I have one. I may be young but I'm smarter then every theist on earth basically the show is also really deep when they said like no one was born for a reason I was so blown away as they must have big balls to say that on tv so I told my friends on minecraft and they agree too. LOL once when my mom took me to McDonald's I asked for the Mulan dipping sauce and the dumb ♥♥♥♥♥ didn't even get the reference XD One time in class i evan shouted "I'm PICKLE RIIIICK!" and Mrs.Janice told me to go outside i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate that ♥♥♥♥ school is for dumb ppl just like what Rick said, i m too smart for such imbicells. But yeah I love Rick and Morty and I'm actually smart enough to get it to.

hey bb wanna play roblox l8r?

F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
♥♥♥♥♥

thotie

Have a great weekend!

Well, I'm here to tell you, iT'S ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAY. If I walked up to you right ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ now, me being a dude and you being a dude and you get turned on by me that wOULD BE GAY. It's no different from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ traps. Just cause they dress like a chick that means they are a chick, they got a ♥♥♥♥ and iT'S GAY. AND DON'T THINK ♥♥♥♥ MAKES IT CUTER CAUSE THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT CUTER. IT MAKES IT EVEN GAYER. THAT MAKES YOU GAY ♥♥♥♥♥. AND YOU SEND ME PICTURES WITH THEIR LITTLE SKIRTS LIFTED UP AND THEIR NUTS HANGING OUT. I DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT ♥♥♥♥. I'M NOT GAY LIKE YOU. STOP SENDING ME HENTAI. STOP SENDING ME ANIME PICTURES. STOP SENDING ME TRAPS.

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Nice profile b0ss, and nice soundcloud too.

I just finished building myself a home. I'd just been mining, and quite far I have roamed. I mined some pretty things, but I was missing something. The mobs at night were really quite a threat. Went up to me, and blown up I would get. I needed a way, to keep me safe every day.
I'm mining down, not digging up. Of creepers I have had enough! I hear a noise, a hissing sound, and I am lying on the ground. I'm mining down, not digging up, just when I'm about to give up, I see that gem, I see it now, 'cause I am mining for diamonds! Diamonds! I really want to find them 'cause I am a miner, and into the cave I go! Deeper and deeper 'til I find them, 'cause I am a miner, and into the cave I go-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Go-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Go-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Into the cave I go-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Go-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Go-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Into the cave I go!

Have a nice weekend!

I jerked to ur profile pic. sorry not sorry.

Have a good weekend

Cut my life into pieces
This is my last resort
Suffocation
No breathing
Don't give a ♥♥♥♥ if I cut my arm, bleeding

Have a good weekend

You'd be right

I'm not sure if your profile has an ATLAS reference or i'm just retarded. Either works.

Have a good weekend

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Nice to meet you

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